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Kurt sighed and looked at Mercedes. "Do I really have to do this?"
"Yeah. You agreed to the rules last night. Shouldn't have played truth or dare with us if you didn't want to do it." Mercedes replied.
"Fine." Kurt said with a sigh. He straightened his jacket and walked over to Karofsky and his friends.
Karofsky looked at him, looking a little confused. "Dude, Hummel, what are you doing here?"
Kurt smiled at him. "David Karofsky, I hate you so much!" he exclaimed dramatically. He got down on one knee and placed one hand on his heart. "I hate you, but I want to ask you one question." Kurt extended his hand out to Karofsky. "David Karofsky, will you be my bully?"
"What?" Karofsky asked, looking stunned. "Hummel, you are so weird. Get out of here before I put you in the dumpster."
Kurt got up and fled over to his locker where Mercedes was laughing. "Yeah, yeah. Real funny, 'Cedes." he mumbled. "Just wait until tonight."