Dang, Bella is a nit-wit. Yeah, I just said nit-wit. Yeah, I am avoiding potty words! ;D
No, I don't own Twilight, and I'm happy about it. Oh the shame I would have…
Edward: He Alice. Do I smell funny?
Alice: Yes, Edward. Maybe if you showered once every millennium you wouldn't.
Edward: Hey, look at that new girl. She's drooling in her salad. And staring at me. We should have a staring contest.
Alice: Edward, You're an idiot. You're probably creeping her out.
Edward: …
Alice: EDWARD! DUDE, STOP!
Edward: …
Alice: I'm leaving.
Edward: No, wait she's coming over here!
Bella: Hi. You smell good.
Alice: OH MY GOD, WHO ARE YOU? HE SMELLS LIKE HE ROLLED IN A PILE OF MENURE!
Bella: I'm Bella.
Edward: OMG! I'M LOW ON GLITTER!
Bella: What? You smell good.
Alice: He's out of glitter. He thinks he's a vampire. Really, he's just high. He needs glitter to look like he sparkles in the sunlight.
Bella: That's hot. He smells good.
Edward: I'm back! Hey Bella, you look like a man, can you rub this glitter all over me because I'm gay and need another man to do it but nobody else is as idiotic and deformed as me except you and you seem willing?
Bella: Sure. You smell good.
Alice: EDWARD. NOT IN PUBLIC. Don't make me confiscate your marijuana again.
Edward: YOU TAKE, YOU DIE. Now GET RUBBIN', Burt!
Bella: I'm Bella, but Burt works okay because I like that name.
Edward: Good. Then call me Edna.
Burt: Okay, Edna. So do I rub it on? It looks tasty….
Edna: NO! STOP EATING MY GLITTER!
Burt: Bub is ummy!
Edna: I don't care if it's yummy, IT'S MINE!
Burt: Yoo mell nishe.
Alice: Okay, Bella, We get it, The sparkles are yummy and Edward smells nice. Now spit out the glitter before you choke and die. On second thought… Actually, keep eating. Maybe Edward will go kill himself after you die!
Burt: MY NAME IS BURT!
Edna: AND I'M EDNA!
Burt: Fiye, I pitt dem ow now.
Edna: YAY. Now rub me.
Burt: Hey Edna, do you want to kiss me?
Edna: But you're drooling! It's eewy!
Burt: Oops. But it will make sparkleys go stick!
Edna: Good idea. Lets gnaw on each other's tongues!
Alice: Oh no. I'm gonna go get my machete. DIE YOU IDIOTS! DIEDIEDIE!
Burt: Ow. Can you please re-insert my colon?
Alice: NO! HAHA, OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
Jasper: Skipping, skipping, oh how I love to skip! Hey, Alice, did you finally kill Edward? Awesome!
Alice: Hehehe…. Yes. And his new little friend.
Jasper: That's neat! Oooh, that glitter looks yummy…
Alice: Urgg. Not you, too!
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