Ossu minna-san! Here we go! I'm on with Junkyard Wars! YATTA! Do you want to know what happens
when you watch waaaaaaaay to much Junkyard wars because you are recording a marathon for your older
brother?? And there will be a tad bit of romance!! (Ohlala! Romance! *Swoons*) There WILL BE
MAMO-BAKA BASHING AND MILLERNA BASHING!! *Giggles*
I don't own any of the Characters that will appear in this story!! And I changed the rules around for the
Junkyard wars. There aren't just four people on a team that would be no fun! And Goku and Heero
host it! To make it more entertaining!
What's this will be out probably tomorrow. I've been waiting for 10 reviews on A Favor from Coronus,
which STILL HASN'T HAPPENED! SO YOU FAN"S OF WHAT"S THIS READ AFfromC OR YOU"LL
NEVER GET WHAT"S THIS!! And thanks for all the great ideas chat buddies! (chibi and A-chan,
and maybe MK-chan)
Goku's Junkyard Wars
A man with Black spiky hair and in an orange gi and a man with brown hair that hung in his prussian blue
eyes stood in the middle of a huge junkyard. In the background stood two different groups of people
glaring at each other.
The man with spiky hair turned on his mike and smiled into the camera. "Gooooooooooood day everyone
! My name is Goku, the host of Junkyards Wars. And today is another action packed day! At the moment,
we have a few of the Sailor Senshi and a few all the way from GAEA! This is my assistant, Heero! Heero,
why don't you tell everyone what is going to happen today." Goku turned to Heero. Heero glared at
Goku.
"…"
"Heero?"
"…Mnph…"
Heero, are you all right?"
"…"
"Okay… Well, let's introduce the teams! Heero, go ahead."
"…"
"I'LL DO IT!!" Duo rushed onto the screen and grabbed the mike from Goku. "Today we have King Von,
Alan, Hitomi, Amano, Merle, Princess Millerna and Dilandau from the planet Gaea!" He gestured to a
group.
"Where is the fire?? HAAAAHAHAHAHA!" A boy with gray hair cackled.
"Be quiet Dilandau, this is important. And as a knight of Asteria I will not let you make a fool out of us."
A man with long blonde hair threatened.
Duo shrugged and turned to the next group. "And here is Usagi, Hotaru, Minako, Mamoru, Makoto,
Haruka and Ami from Tokyo!"
A girl with long blonde hair done up is odangos jumped up and down waving. "Ossu minna! Okassan!
Otousan! I'm on TV!"
Another blonde also joined in with the waving. "I can't believe I'm on TV!" She squealed.
"Duo, Omae o koroso for stealing my lines." Heero pulled out a gun and aimed it at Duo.
"Hey now Heero! I was just, just, um, BYE!" Duo waved and took off leaping behind a pile of used
bathtubs.
Goku shrugged and took the mike from Heero. "NOW! On today's exciting action-packed day, we
are-"
A man with spiky black hair that reached for the sky marched onto the scene. "Kakarotto! I want to
spar!" He demanded glaring at Goku.
"Ahhh, Vegeta, can't you see I'm hosting my show?" He whined. "Chichi will get mad at me if I leave
again to go spar!"
"Weakling." Vegeta muttered before marching off the scene.
Goku sighed and scratched his head. "Gomen for the interruption… Today on Junkyard wars, the two
teams will be building Guymelefs! A type of battle suits used on Gaea! After they are built the two
teams will fight with them!" Goku turned around to face to two teams. "You will have twelve hours
to build these Guymelefs. Blue team, you are at the end of the yard." Goku motioned at the Sailor
Senshi and Mamoru. "And the red team is on that end. Now GO!" The two teams rushed to their
end of the yards leaving Goku and Heero standing in the middle of the clearing.
Heero turned to Goku. "What are Guymelefs?" He asked.
Goku shrugged. "Beats me. I just host the show and fight when needed." Goku explained.
Heero sighed.
***
The blue team was crowded around their drawling board. Ami was drawing plans for their Guymelef.
"Uh, Ami?" Usagi asked looking at the board confused. "What's a Guymelef?" She asked scratching her
head.
"Usako, really, don't you know anything?" Mamoru rolled his eyes leaning against an old car.
"Well then Mr. I'm-so-smart, What is a Guymelef?" Usagi asked glaring at her boyfriend.
Mamoru blushed and looked at the floor. "It's, uh, a guy that carries a melef."
"Hoonto?" She shot back rolling her eyes.
"Actually, I haven't the slightest idea what a Guymelef is." Ami told them blushing.
Deafening silence greeted her announcement.
"NANI?!" Minako shouted. "But you are the smartest of us all!"
"Well, I do know that they are battle suits."
"OH! Ooh! I have a suit!" Mamoru grabs his rose and turns into Tuxedo Karmen. "See! We have a suit!"
He said excitedly jumping up and down.
"You baka! Not that kind of suit!" Usagi shouts and throws an old hubcap at his head. Mamoru crumbles
to the ground unconscious. "That's much better!" She said happily turning back to the
group.
"Usagi, I get the feeling you don't like Mamoru to much." Makoto observed.
"OH PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME MARRY HIM!" She cried sinking to the ground.
"Of course you don't Koneko-chan." Haruka replied.
Usagi stopped wailing and looked up at Haruka. "Soo ka?" She asked hopefully.
"Really. No one likes him anyways." Hotaru spoke up.
"YATTA!" Usagi cried leaping up.
"how are we going to find out what a Guymelef is?" Minako asked. The senshi looked at each other.
"Let's spy on the Red Team!" Makoto suggested.
"Yeah!" The others chimed in.
"All right, Usagi, Minako, and Haruka, you go and spy on them. Makoto, you throw Mamoru into that
trash barrel over there, Hotaru, you and I will think up a strategy to beat the Red Team in a fight." Ami
ordered. The others nodded and scrambled off.
***
Usagi wandered around the junkyard wondering where the Red Team's base was located. She was so
happy that she didn't have to marry Mamoru. So Chibiusa wouldn't be born. The spore was ungrateful
anyways towards her.
Heero was also wandering around the Junkyard. Goku had told him to check up on the Blue Team but He
didn't know where they were located. He paused as he heard someone humming. He peered over a stack
of used and stained toilets to see Usagi walking around. He took in the sight of her golden hair gleaming
under the hot sun. Her hair was in two buns that looped twice each loop going to he shoulders, her working
hair do.
Usagi stopped and looked around. This sure is a big junkyard, she thought to herself. She looked around
seeing if she could spot Haruka or Minako. She shrugged and continued walking.
"Hey, you." A voice called from behind her. She turned around to see the co-host what's-his-hottie-face.
"Hai?" Usagi asked.
"Where is the blue team located?" He asked, forming what is probably the biggest sentence in his life.
Usagi turned to the way she came. "Uh… Somewhere back there. This place is too big." Usagi complained
and swatted a fly that landed on her arm.
"…" Heero shrugged.
Usagi and Heero just looked at each other, not knowing what to say. Usagi studied Heero's profile. He
had dark brown hair and cold Prussian blue eyes. He was nicely muscled and wore a dark green 'wife beater'
and dark blue jeans. Heero studied Usagi in her pink tank top and white shorts.
"So… What's your name again?" Usagi asked.
"…"
"My, you are very talkative."
"…"
"Are you still in there?"
"…Hai…"
"Oh my! He spoke! Well, I'm Usagi Tsukino."
"…Heero Yuy."
"AH! I knew you have a name."
"…"
***
Both Haruka and Minako peered over a wall of old rusty things. Minako was in an old car while Haruka
was peeking between the lids of an old toilet bowl. There were listening to the Red team
argue.
"It should be like my 'melef!"
"Like hell it will! Escaflowne is much better than your rusty pile of junk!"
"IT SHOULD SHOOT FIRE!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"
"It should be like Lord Van's!"
"What is a guymelef?"
"Escaflowne better than my 'melef? I think not! Can you back your words up?"
"Oh no, run everyone, Alan has pulled out of his sword!"
"What is a guymelef?"
"As a knight of Asteria, I will not tolerate you!"
"Ohhh Alan! You tell him!"
"And as a King of Finalia, I'm telling you to get a life!"
"What is a guymelef?"
"You dare insult me? A knight?"
"Don't you mean pimp?"
"BWAHAHAHHAHAAA, HE CALLED YOU A PIMP! BURN HIM! HAHAHA!"
"Why you little-"
"What is a guymelef?"
"BOTH OF YOU STOP IT!" Hitomi broke into Van and Alan's brawl. "Please stop this fighting!"
"Hai, Hitomi is right."
"WHAT IS A GUYMELEF?" Amano yelled trying to get his question answered.
"Do you dare to question a knight?"
"Alan, he just wants to know what a guymelef is."
"Hitomi! You shouldn't talk back to Alan like that."
"Millerna, get a life."
"Why you little, little, ugh!" Millerna bursts into tears and runs away.
"Way to go Hitomi!" Merle congratulated Hitomi.
"Thanks Merle."
"Can I PLEASE KNOW WHAT A GUYMELEF IS??!!" Amano yelled at the top of his lungs.
Minako giggled from her rusty car. Haruka was rolling in her toilet bowl with concealed laughter. 'They
are much worse than the dark moon sisters!' Minako thought to herself as she watched Dilandau try to
light a hubcap on fire with his mini flame-thrower.
"It is a type of battle suit used on Gaea. You have to have a drag energiz to power them. Some of them
can fly and Van's can morph into a dragon." Hitomi explained.
"Okay." Amano replied completely lost.
"Where are we going to get a drag energiz?" Merle asked.
"Do you see any dragons around here?" Alan asked.
"Iie."
"Well then we go on a hunt!"
"Have you ever killed a dragon Alan?"
"Iie."
"We'll leave that up to Van."
"What? Hitomi, how can you let him slay a dragon? He's too young."
"I guess that means She's to young for you! And she is all mine!" Van cried gleefully. He grabbed Hitomi
and before anyone could speak he kissed her full on the lips. Hitomi kissed back wrapping her arms around
Van's neck and sighing in content.
"HITOMI!" Amano and Alan yelled at the same time.
"I was supposed to give you your first kiss!"
"I was the one that gave you your first kiss!"
"NANI? I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Amano lunged and Alan and strangled him on the ground. Merle
shrugged and went back to giving herself a bath and Dilandau gave up with the hubcap and was trying
to light the rusted grill on fire. There was still some charcoal and lighter fluid in it.
BOOM!
The grill went up in smoke causing a mini mushroom cloud. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOOK AT THE
FIRE!" Dilandau cried in glee dancing around the flames. Van now had Hitomi on the ground and both
were completely unaware to their surroundings. Merle screeched and hid behind a wheel barrel while
Amano and Alan started throwing punches.
Haruka and Minako 'eeped' and ran away figuring they had enough information.
***
Usagi and Heero were now sitting on an old car bench in the back of an old Packard. Usagi was talking
about anything and everything while Heero listened and plotted to kill this Mamoru character that was
Usagi's old boyfriend.
Haruka and Minako ran past them not even noticing them since they were in a car. They had heard that
Millerna girl coming their way and were trying to get as far as possible from the crying
banshee.
***
Amy and Hotaru sat on two garbage cans eating pizza that they had asked Setsuna to bring them since
they hadn't a clue on as what to do. Makoto was banging Mamoru over the head with a trash lid. He
just wouldn't stay unconscious.
Haruka and Minako stumbled back into their area reassuring themselves that they had lost Millerna. They
glanced at Ami and Hotaru and then at Makoto and Mamoru before shrugging and sitting down next to
Ami and Hotaru.
"So, what did you find out?" Ami asked wiping some cheese off her chin.
"Well," Minako began, "Millerna likes Alan, Alan likes Hitomi, Amano like's Hitomi, Van like's Hitomi,
Dilandau is a pyro, Millerna is a nut case, Amano wanted to give Hitomi her first kiss but Alan had already
done that, and Van and Hitomi are making out! And Merle looks like a cat."
Ami raised her eyebrows. "I meant about the Guymelefs."
"ooooh, why didn't you say so?" Minako asked helping herself to a slice of pizza. Ami rolled her
eyes.
"Well, we need to slay a dragon to get an energiz." Haruka told Ami.
"A what?" Ami asked puzzled.
"I dunno. I wonder if Emerald had a drag energiz, we dusted her sorry ass." Minako wondered.
Haruka slapped her upside the head. "Watch the language! I don't want Hotaru picking up anything!"
"Haruka-papa, you've said much worse."
"…"
"Hey, where is Usagi?" Ami asked. "You didn't lose are princess now, did you?"
"You mean she's not here? She must be lost in the junkyard. That is typical of Koneko-chan."
"We have to find her!" Ami said starting to panic.
"ARG! WHY WON'T YOU STAY UNCONCIOUS?" Minako screamed before bashing Mamoru over the
head with an anvil. Mamoru hit the ground like a sack of potatoes. "That's much better!"
***
To Be Continued! bum, bum, bum!
Now, tell me how you think it should end, 'cause I haven't got the FOGGIEST IDEA!!! SO, review!
Oh, I'll give you all a preview of an upcoming fic, it's currently untitled, if you think up a title, tell me!
***
In the woodlands, in a secret place, a secret meeting was being held. All the forest and mountain Fae, and
even a few fire, water and air Fae came to this meeting.
An ugly little creature, a Fir Diggir was standing on a stump talking to his fellow Fae. Now all Fir Darrig are
cruel, mean, and ugly, but this particular Fir Darrig was the ugliest, meanest and the cruelest. His ears were
long and pointy. His mouth was filled with crooked and yellow teeth. his eyes were small and black. His tail
was long and gnarly. His un-shoed feet were worn and wrinkly. His skin was a sickly color. His beard long
and rough, an interesting shade of gray.
"Now all my fellow Fae, I propose the best trick in history! In this dimension, destiny is the future! And
there is a boring dull future! Where the Human's do not believe in us anymore! They'll believe in Neo
Queen Serenity! A Lunarian! Now, my fellow Fae, do we want to be forgotten because of a Lunarian?"
He paused.
"NO!" All the Fae cried.
"Well then, I have a plan, the best trick that will ever come! It will take all of us to fulfill it! We won't kill,
Destiny will just bring her back later. I have a better idea, one that Destiny cannot control! When
combined, our magik is stronger than Destiny's! And we will be believed in once again!" Cheers echoed
throughout the forest.
"Now here is what we must do… Merge dimensions!"
***
There's your preview! Now, review review review! And IF YOU EVER WANT TO READ WHAT'S THIS
AGAIN, REVIEW A FAVOR FROM CORONUS!!! (and if you are at all confused, tell me and I'll clear up
the Fir Darrig thing)