Entry#9
Title: Very Vegas Vacation
Dear Jasper,
Hopefully, this postcard admitting that you told me so will prevent me from hearing the words aloud when we get you guessed, following Emmett and Rose to Las Vegas after we left you in LA was a huge should've just caught the flight with you and Alice and we wouldn't be in this mess. Please burn everything in my bedside Chief Swan castrates me and the police look through my room, I prefer to die with what's left of my dignity. It started out as the perfect had an amazing time at Red Rock Canyon before venturing into the stumbled upon this little diner on the outskirts of Vegas. Their mid-day Karaoke was a hoot. Rose even convinced Bella to do a song with we reached Vegas, Bella and I took The Big Red Bus tour. You won't believe all the things we fire fountain outside of The Mirage/Treasure Island was my favorite, though nothing beats the look on Bella's face when I surprised her with Zumanity tickets.I snagged them and a few others during the tour.
I took Bella on a romantic gondola ride at The ride was peaceful. Our tour guide, Maggie, was great, giving me the low down on the most romantic spots to take Bella. Like the High Roller, The world's tallest observation new heights, we admired the city's glitz and glamor, but they don't call it Sin City for trip took a turn when that same night Emmett convinced us to hit the casino with him and Rose.I know before we left you warned me not to go drinking with Emmett, but again, I didn't listen. I had a couple of Jack and cokes, Bella had a few cosmos.I don't know what happened, Jas. One minute Bella and I are at the roulette table betting it all on red, the next thing I remember we're on the back of my rented Harley speeding through The Fast Lane, a drive-thru wedding chapel.
If only the fun had ended there. Em and Rose convinced us to have post Bachelor/Bachelorette a fight broke out at Hunk Mansion, or should I say, Rose, drunk off her ass, started a fight at Hunk 's now 6 a.m., and I just got back from bailing my wife out of jail. I love Bella with all my heart, but we just turned aren't ready to be married. When I do imagine marrying Bella, I damn sure give her more than a drive-through wedding.I feel like such a failure. Mom's going to kill me if Chief Swan doesn't get to me 're coming home in a few days. I hope by then your genius brain has found me a way out of this mess. I'm counting on you Jas.
Signed,
TooCowardtoCall
P.S Don't you dare tell Alice.