Granny's gone insane

Comedy

Red's Mother gave her a bottle of Lager to take to her grandmother. Red didn't voice any questions, her grandmother had gotten drunk worried Red was that grandma was clearly senile and slept with a shotgun and had a track record of accidentally killing friends and family when they knocked.

This did not bode well for the Wolf who decided to Trick Red and get there first. Red found his indescribably mangled corpse at the front door and threw it into the river. He had tried thrice to get grandma to open the door. The first time, he pretended to be a family friend, taking voice lessons for 4 years at Humphreys to get the part right. that left him with a wounded leg. The second time, he decided to Confess. this led to him getting nearly decapitated as Granny ran out with a meat cleaver, chopping off his tail. the third attempt was him and a few fellow wolves attempting to brute force htheir way through the front door. His buddies were pumped full of lead as he watched in horror. after an hour, he entered the front door.

Red knew full well never to enter through the front door. Granny had put knives everywhere, even in the cushions and toilet seats. Automated guns were hidden everywhere and mines were painted brown to blend in. The Wolf never had a chance, having waded through a sea of sharpened metal, bullets and explosions to kill Granny. He managed to eat her, but she simply clawed her way out of his now throughly destroyed insides. he kept trying to eat her even as his insides fell out and his head slid off.

Granny was arrested by Local police 3 days later as she was jogging.