Disclaimer: I DO OWN OWN VAMPIRE KNIGHT, BUT I WOULD LOVE TO!!!!!!!!!!! ALL I OWN IS THIS FANFICTION.

Hello everyone! It's me again, Akina! Well, I thought Fanfiction was lacking ZeroxYuuki fanfics that were long so here it is!
I hope you enjoy this fanfic as much as I enjoyed writing it!

Oh, and absolutley NO FLAMING! Ya got that? If you don't like ZeroxYuuki pairing, why did you even click the link to read this fanfic? To ruin it by flaming? No way. I won't stand for it. So don't. Please. And. Thank you.

Chapter published: August 3, 2007


How To Get A Vampire To Love You

Chapter 1: The Book

( this is after chapter 30, after Zero confesses that he wants to protect Yuuki. It's kind of like saying that he loves her! squeal)

"So, what's up with Zero and you?" Yori asked.

"Why is it that you always ask about us?" Yuuki asked.

"Hey, I asked first. Now answer me, Yuuki!" Yori said.

"Nothing is up!" Yuuki said.

"You sure? You guys don't have like, a secret relationship?" Yori said.

"What?!" Yuuki blushed, "Yori-chan! Why would I love Zero? I mean, yeah as a adopted brother but other than that-" Yuuki stopped, "Well...

Yori giggled.

Yuuki started to remember all the times She and Zero were alone together.

Yuuki blushed even more.

"No...I don't like Zero!" Yuuki confirmed.

"-sigh- Whatever you say, Yuuki-chan" Yori replied. She then pretended to be suprised and picked up a book that was on the desk, "Oh! Look, Yuuki! It's a book!"

Yuuki sweatdropped.
"No, really? Your pointing the obvious here!"

"No! Seriously! Look! The title is 'How to Get a Vampire To Love You'!" Yori said, and gave it to Yuuki.

"Wow, it is!" Yuuki said.

Yori giggled.

"What's up with you?" Yuuki asked.

"Oh nothing...just read the book!" Yori said.

Yuuki looked suspicious but opened the book anyways.

"How to get a Vampire to love you...bla blah...results vary...yadda yadda...test it on a friend first..." Yuuki stopped, "Hmmm...which friend?"

Yori smirked.
"Oh lets say...someone you've known for a REALLY REALLY long time."

"Hmmm...someone I've known for a really long time...I don't know." Yuuki replied.

Yori sweatdropped.
"Let's say...ZERO?!"

"Zero? Hey! Yeah! Ok, I'll go find him and try it out! Thanks Yori-chan!" Yuuki said and ran out of the library.

"Haha" Yori giggled.


"Zero! Zero!" Yuuki screamed.

Zero came running.
"What's wrong?" He seemed alarmed.

"Hi!" Yuuki smiled.

Zero twitched.
"That's it?"

Yuuki blinked
"Well...no. Just one second..."

Yuuki ran around the corner so Zero couldn't see her. She opened the book and read the first page.

How to get a vampire to love you:
Step #1: Flirt. Try to seduce him. Like, for example, try putting your finger on his lips (softly). Then sweet talk him, or just do whatever you think is flirty. wink

'Okay...so first step is to flirt and seduce...breath in and breath out...you can do this. If you want Kaname-sama to love you, you need to make sure it actually works. Here I go.' Yuuki thought, 'Although, this seems a little...weird.'

Yuuki walked back to Zero, tilted her head, and said, "I'm sorry, Zero-kun! A friend wanted to talk to me."

Zero raised his eyebrow.
"Zero-kun? What the-"

Yuuki came closer and put her finger on his lips, "Shh..."

Zero slapped her hand away.
"Seriously! What the hell is wrong with you?!"

Yuuki sighed but didn't give up.
"Zero! Why did you hit me?"

Zero looked away.
"Sorry..."

Yuuki smiled and hugged him.

Zero blushed ever so slightly.

Yuuki saw this and giggled.
'Oh geez...I'm out of flirty stuff...umm, better look at the next step.' She thought and opened the small book behind Zero's back.

It was kind of hard to read but she managed to read the second step.

How to get a Vampire to love you:
Step #2: Ask him out for lunch or dinner, or just on a plain date. Remember: make it romantic! And if he says yes, make sure to give him a kiss!

'Oh great...already up to the date.' Yuuki sweatdropped.

Yuuki put the book away and looked at Zero sincerely.

"Ummm...well, do you want to go out sometime?" Yuuki asked.

Zero's eyes opened wide.
'What's with her, flirting with me? And then asking me out?!' He thought, blushing.

"...No." Zero said simply, turning his head around so Yuuki didn't have to see him blushing.

Yuuki pouted.
"Please?"

"-sigh- I don't know what's wrong with you, but...fine." Zero mumbled.

Yuuki let go of Zero and turned around blushing.
'H-He said...YES?!' She thought.

Yuuki shook her blush off and turned around again, facing Zero.

'Okay...now for the kiss...ummm...here goes...' Yuuki thought.

Yuuki smiled and put her hands on his cheeks.

Zero's eyes opened wide.

Yuuki stood on her tip-toes so she could reach Zero's face. She leaned in and gave him a small peck on the cheek.

'Hey, it never said where to kiss him.' Yuuki giggled.

"See ya, Zero!" Yuuki said and ran off to Yori, wanting to tell her everything that happened so far.

Yuuki left Zero shocked and dumbstruck. He put his hand to his cheek where Yuuki had kissed him.

"This is all too sudden..." Zero said.

"What's all too sudden?" A voice from behind said.

Zero quickly turned around and clutched his fists when he saw the person who just speaked.

Zero growled.
"It's nothing...Kuran..."