Hello, fellow Zelda addicts. No, this ain't a serious story, it's just a random thing off my head. Out of boredom. I have no idea where this is going so I may cancel it at any time. If you want some random weirdness, read on. If you prefer something more serious, check out my other fic, "Amnesia".

Please review. I'll give you a cookie! I don't mind flamers at all. I use them to make Ruto barbeques and roasted Navi. Not that I have anything against them, but it's so fun to torture people.

DISCLAIMER: I own a copy of Ocarina of Time, but not the copyrights. I own myself. I own a bass guitar. I don't own any other stuff you see here besides this story. I don't own Daniel, or Felipe. They own themselves. I own the Zelda shirt. I don't own a cat. I don't own Deku Babas or Deku Scrubs. I don't own Epona. I bet you want me to shut up now.

Once upon a time, there was a girl. This girl in particular lived in Maryland, USA. She had light brown curly hair, green eyes, and wore glasses. She also had 5 spots on her face and a scar on her chin, but that is unimportant. She was 14 years old. At this specific point in time she was wearing jeans and a black shirt that read "You know you're addicted to Zelda when..." and listed 13 different addiction signs, 8 of which she was she was proudly guilty. She also wore a red jacket, her most favorite. She happened to be sitting at a couch in her living room busily doodling a picture of Link. When the doodle no longer interested her, she turned on the TV and flipped through the channels, watched 15 minutes of The Simpsons, and turned on her GameCube, while holding down Z and listening to the modified opening noise on the GC logo, that always reminded her of Yoshi.

In her GameCube was the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Ocarina of Time: Master Quest game disk. She was playing the GameCube version because her N64 was busted. It greatly upset her, but she was happy to be able to play anyway.

She chose the regular OoT because she sucked at dungeons and wouldn't be able to get through Master Quest. Actually she sucked at every aspect of gaming, but it didn't bother her. As the game loaded to show her the Forest Temple, she hummed the Windmill Song, which was her favorite song besides the Gerudo Valley theme. Finally she was in the temple, and exited quickly before the Wolfos attacked. It still amazed her that she was able to get this far without help. However, she was too slow and dumb to beat Phantom Ganon, so she just decided to do something else, perhaps the fishing minigame? That was when paused the game and picked up her phone, dialing the number her mother had left her.

"Ugh, hello?" said a very familiar voice on the other side of the line.

"Hi Dani! It's Julia!" she said cheerfully.

"Julia? What the heck are you doing calling me at 1 in the morning? You could have woken dad up!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot about the time difference... look, can you come here and beat Phantom Ganon for me?"

"WHAT? I can't just teleport over there, you know!"

"I thought I'd give it a shot."

"You're stupid."

"I know."

"..."

"..."

"...Just send me your memory card and I'll just go ahead and beat the real Ganon while I'm at it!"

"Oh oh, that's a no-no. You know what? I don't need your help! I'll beat him myself and then I'll GLOAT."

"SHUT UP."

"You don't need to be so rude!"

"Who's rude, calling me at 1 AM? Besides, I was talking to Felipe."

"Oh, Felipe's there, then! Tell him I said hi!"

"...Whatever. Bye."

"Bye," she said, and hung up. Apparently requesting her brother for help wasn't such a good idea, mainly because he lived in Brazil.

Instead of returning to her game, though, she took the doodle she made of Link and flipped it over on the other side, where she had printed a couple of bass tabs. She went to her bedroom and took her shiny red bass guitar and played the Gerudo Valley theme. She then decided on a new song she had never tried before, the Minuet of Forest. What she didn't know was that her bass was actually the magical Bass of Time. When she finished she felt as if she had to answer a yes or no question. How odd, she thought. Ah, the heck with it. Yes.

Instantly, green sparkly stuff started swirling around her and she felt very dizzy. She closed her eyes, and when she opened them again she was somewhere she didn't expect to be.

"...The Lost Woods..." she mumbled quietly. She was standing right in front of the Forest Temple, bass still strapped around her shoulder. But the temple wasn't what awed her the most.

The fact that Link was standing right in front of her was almost enough for her to pass out.

The Hylian looked at her curiously, having watched her appear out of nowhere right in front of him. She smiled nervously, not knowing what to do now that she was face to face with her silly videogame character crush. Did I mention she had a crush on Link? Well, now you know. Anyway, she uneasily fingered her bass, noticing that she was still clutching her tabs in her left hand.

"Um... Nice weather, huh," she said, out of pure lack of what to say. But when Link answered, she found that she couldn't understand a word he was saying.

Oh shoot! He's speaking Hylian! she deduced quickly. She had read a couple of Hylian dictionaries on the Internet, but she never really learned anything.

"Er... uh, I know you can't understand a word I'm saying, but, uh... um, my name is Julia," she said.

Link stared at her blankly for a moment, then said something that she knew must have meant "what?"

She decided she should go through the whole Tarzan-Jane routine and establish their names. Pointing to herself, she said "Julia." Pointing to him, she said "Link". She did this once more, and fingered her bass waiting for a reply.

Link said something unintelligible, but she recognized both their names in his sentence. Out of his hat zoomed the little ball of light that was Navi, who said something in that high-pitched voice of hers.

Pointing at the fairy, Julia said "Navi". Both Link and Navi seemed quite perplexed by the fact that she knew both their names, and Link seemed quite suspicious and edgy.

Think, Julia, think, she urged herself, feeling herself sweat. She looked down at her bass, and had an idea.

"Zelda," she said, and played Zelda's Lullaby.

Link recognized the song, but still looked at her suspiciously.

"Look," said Julia, abandoning all attempts at Hylian communication, "I got here by accident. I know who you are, Link. You are the Hero of Time. I know who Navi is. She's your guardian fairy. You grew up with the Kokiri, left the forest, met Zelda, got a stone from the Gorons, another from the Zoras, Ganondorf took over the world, you're off to free Saria from her doom. I have no idea why I'm saying this, but please don't be afraid of me." Link recognized the names.

He apparently decided that Julia presented no threat, said something and began to walk out of the forest, indicating her to follow. She did, and after killing a few beasts they were in the Kokiri forest where a Deku Baba promptly attacked them. He killed it, took out a few of the Octoroks and Deku Scrubs that infested the place because of the dark magic, and they exited through the other side of the forest.

In Hyrule Field, Link took out his ocarina and played Epona's Song. The horse came quickly, and Link mounted her. He signaled for Julia to mount too, and she did so hesitantly. The bass got in the way, so she moved it to her back. She liked horses, but she knew Link would be galloping, and she was scared. All she ever did was trot. She trusted him, and held tightly as they headed for Lon Lon Ranch.

In the next chapter, HAVOC AT LON LON RANCH! WOOO!

Yes, it is true that I was having trouble beating Phantom Ganon. But I did it! Haha! Now I'm in the Fire Temple. Yayness.

Review or flying monkeys will eat the sun and we will be plunged into a second ice age. You won't like it, I'm telling ya.

DISCLAIMER PART 2: I don't own Wolfos. I don't own the Ocarina of Time. I own LOZ doodles. I own a pillow. I don't own the Minuet of Forest. I don't own Gerudo Valley. I don't own Zelda's Lullaby. I don't own an iPod. I own a copy of Super Smash Brothers Melee but not the copyrights. I own Dema Narssasski. I own an ocarina. I own a GameCube but not the copyrights. Same goes for the Nintendo 64. I don't own The Simpsons.