A/N: The only reason I made this collection of not-so drabble-ish fics is that because I'm bored. So don't flame me if it sucks, please. But I still allow anonymous reviews.
Summary: 13 fun and hunourous ways to kill each member of the Organization XIII. Inspired by the game 50 ways to kill on AFC, both website and forum.
Disclaimer: I own everything in here...NOT.
13 ways to kill Zexion.
1.Make him listen to the theme song of "Happy Tree Friends", "Hips Don't Lie", "If You Wanna Be My Lover", the Dora the Explorer theme song, and "We're All in This Together" all AT THE SAME TIME, and lock him in a room while you're doing that. He'd commit suicide, die naturally, or go deaf.
2.Write an orange (an m-preg story) on him and Barney, and let him read it.
3.Force him to sing "Sunshine, Lollipops, and..." and record it. Then repeat step number 1, but add that recording to it.
4.Shave off his emo hair. He'd then rather commit suicide than look at his bald head.
5.If that fails, dye his hair pink like Marluxia's.
6.Tell all of his fangirls that Zexion would like to meet them. He'll get squished in his room by the amount of fangirls he has. (A/N: Actually I'm a mild Zexion fangirl too...)
7.Make him read all of the M-rated Zexion lemons/limes/oranges, and enjoy the beauty of his voice screaming in horror and pain. Notice how much his eyes are bleeding.
8.Tell Larxene that he likes to read porn magazines behind her back. Grab a bag of popcorn and watch what happens.
9.Show him a picture of Axel's nekkid derriere. He'll die of the shinyness.
10.Pay Schneider to do the job. (Schneider is an assassin from Rave Master volume 3-4)
11."Accidentally" lock him in a closet with Demyx, and put a hidden camera inside. Show every single thing that happens in the closet on YouTube. When you let them out, make sure Zex knows what you did. He'll turn into 3,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000 different shades of red first, then die by explosion. (No offense to Zemyx haters, I don't support it either.)
12.Write an announcement under Tetsuya Nomura's name saying that Axel and Roxas ARE gay for each other. All the AkuRoku fangirls around the world SHOULD squeal simultaneously. Record the squealing. Lock Zexion in an echo-ey, soundproof room. Play the recording 1,000 times bigger than it really was over and over again. His eardrums should burst the first time you play it, and his ears would start to bleed the 3rd time you play it. It'll keep on bleeding until he finally dies of hypothermia (blood loss).
13.Tell him the truth that he looks like a girl. Or that he actually IS a girl.
A/N: I might do Roxas next. SHOULD be fun...Btw, please R&R.
P.S: Please don't kill me, Zexion fangirls. (hides under table from angry mob of Zex fangirls). Btw, about the girl thing, he actually looks like my classmate, who also has emo hair. And she's a girl.
xxxLarxene II