Part 1:
Patrick: "Spongebob! Hey SPONGEBOB!"
Spongebob: "Yes, Patrick?"
Patrick: "Spongebob! Look at this!" (hands him a flyer)
Spongebob: (reads the flyer aloud) " 'Local talent scout Jim Haney coming to Bikini Bottom tomorrow. To be directing the classical play 'Romeo and Juliet' ' ?"
Patrick: "Isn't it awesome!? He's gonna be scouting out parts for it, from right here in Bikini Bottom!"
Spongebob: "Yeah, it sounds okay." (shrugs)
Sandy: "Hey, Spongebob!" (looks at the flyer) "Guess Pat already told you?"
Spongebob: "Yeah, he did."
Sandy: "Well, you gonna try out?"
Spongebob: "Nah, I don't think so."
Sandy: "Well, that's a darn shame." (glances at the floor) "I was kinda gonna try out for Juliet."
Spongebob: (not knowing a THING about the play) "Oh? Okay, cool." (smiles)
Patrick: (stares at Spongebob)
Spongebob: "...what?"
Patrick: "You don't want to try out for Romeo?"
Spongebob: "Uh, not really."
Sandy: (looks a bit torn) "Oh, okay." (droops her tail) "Seeya, Spongebob." (walks away)
Spongebob: (looks at Patrick) "What did I say?"
Patrick: (shakes his head) "You don't even know what Romeo and Juliet is, do you, Spongebob?"
Spongebob: "No, not really..."
Patrick: "It's a love story! Romeo and Juliet...Spongebob, for such a smart guy, you really are dumb." (drools)
Spongebob: "...I really don't get it."
Patrick: "Romeo and Juliet fall in love, get married, and die together! Despite their differences!"
Spongebob: (gasps) "...So, I probably hurt Sandy's feelings, then!"
Patrick: "Probably."
Larry: (comes by) "Hey Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "Hey Larry! I don't have much time to talk right now, but--"
Larry: "Oh, that's okay! I just wanted to tell you that I made the part of 'Romeo' in the Upcoming play, 'Undersea Capulets and Montagues'."
Spongebob: "...Oh, you did?"
Patrick: "Uh-oh."