Disclaimer: I don't own super smash brothers melee or Fear Factor or Joe or Wendy's so please do not sue me. But I do own John. (eats a hamburger)

(The thing at the beginning of the show)

FEAR FACTOR!

Super Smash Bros. Melee

Joe, the host of Fear Factor, appears on screen on a sunny day at Death Valley. He says in a very cheerful voice, "Hello ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, welcome to the Super Smash Bros. Melee version of Fear Factor. This is the same as Fear Factor except the people are… Super Smash Bros. Melee characters! Big surprise huh? The prize will be 1 billion dollars and a 5 gift certificate to Wendy's. And also, since there are 25 Super Smash Bros. Melee characters, we will only pick ten characters or else the show will take too long. And, to make it fair, we will draw the names out of a hat! Please welcome… John, the person who will hold the hat that contains the names!"

Applause comes from somewhere. John grins and walks up to Joe holding out the hat with names.

Joe says, "Ok, everybody out there, I know you're excited and some am I, but please do not rush me, picking names out of hat and be hard you know. Now, for the first person, it is…Link!" Mad applause came from somewhere as Link magically appeared somewhere off screen and walked up to Joe and shook his hand for a minute (literally).

"Um…I know you're excited Link, but please, there are excited audience members out there who really want to know who the next player will be, so you can just stand right there next to John." Link said, somewhat disappointedly, "Oh," and stood next to John, who was still grinning.

"The next person is…Mario! Well, that was expected since Mario is always at every Nintendo thing," but nobody heard his last sentence because the applause was too loud. Mario also walked up from somewhere off screen and waved at the screen. Then he went to stand next to Link, leaving an embarrassed Joe, who had stuck out his hand for a handshake.

"Ok, so, uh, the next person is…Luigi! This must be rigged, both Mario brothers are competing!" His last sentence was drowned out again by the applause. Luigi walked on screen and high-fived Mario and stood next to him.

"The fourth person is…Peach! I knew it was rigged!" Nobody heard his opinion because the applause and whistles were too loud again. Peach shook his hand and stood next to John, who was still grinning like a retard.

"The fifth person is…Zelda!"

"The sixth person is…Captain Falcon!"

"The seventh person is…Fox!"

"The eight person is…Pikachu!"

"The ninth person is…Roy!"

"The tenth person is…the Ice Climbers!" Instead of applause, a near riot broke loose. People screamed that the Ice Climbers consisted of two people, therefore, they should be disqualified. Joe and the Ice Climbers tried to persuade the people, but Nana got hit by a tomato, Popo got hit by a stuffed animal, and Joe got hit by a purse.

"Fine then, the Ice Climbers will not be competing," Joe said, throwing the purse at the camera. People stood up and cheered as the Ice Climbers sobbed and ran away. "The tenth person will be…Mr. Game and Watch!"

Instead of applause, there was silence. Mr. Game and Watch could feel the people watching T.V. staring at him and his…interesting form. Still, John kept grinning. "Ok, so those are our ten players for this episode of Fear Factor!" shouted Joe happily, breaking the silence, "Now, it is time for the traditional classic interview with each of our players. Link, where did you come from?"

"Hyrule," replied Link.

"What is your job?"

"Saving Hyrule."

"Do you like your job?"

"It's OK."

Seeing that he wouldn't get any detailed answers from Link, he moved on. He asked, "Mario, where did you come from?"

"I come-a from-a Mushroom-a Kingdom-a," replied Mario

"What is your job?"

"Plumber."

Deciding that he would save time by asking only those two questions to save time, he moved on to Luigi. "Luigi, where did you come from?"

"Same-a as Mario," said Luigi.

"What do you do?"

"Same-a as Mario," he repeated.

"OK. Peach, where did you come from?"

"Same as Mario and Luigi," she replied, without an accent (to Joe's relief).

"Oh, then you're probably a plumber. Zelda, where do you come from?"

"Hyrule," she replied.

"Are you engaged with Link?"

"What? Umm…I don't know," she replied, and Link came over and gave her a big hug and a kiss. The audience went "ooooooo."

"Ha, ha, ha! That's so funny. Captain Falcon, where do you come from?"

"Super Smash Bros. Melee," he replied, trying to sound smart.

"Ha, ha, you're hilarious! What do you do?"

"Drive cars."

"Fox, where did—wait, never mind, you're an animal, you can't talk. And you can't talk either, Pikachu, I'll just skip over you guys," said Joe.

"I'm an anthromorphic animal, Joe!" Fox shouted, just as Joe tried on his new iPod. He took off his earphones and said, "I didn't miss anything, right?"

"Roy and Mr. Game and Watch, I don't think the audience wants to hear this boring interview anymore because you Super Smash Bros. Melee people don't like to talk and also, they want to get on with the stunts anyways. So bye bye folks, meet me here at 5:00 AM tomorrow for your first stunt and good night, I'm going to bed," and with that, Joe left and John, still grinning and holding out the hat, followed him.

Roy looked at his watch and said, "It's only two o'clock though, he must be weird, because he wants us to meet here at 5 AM. That's insane."

Fox said, "No it's not, just listen to this thing that Benjamin Franklin, my role model, said, "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. So if he sleeps at 2 PM and wakes at 4 AM, he must be the healthiest, wealthiest, wisest man alive."

"Yeah, good point, Fox," said everybody and they left to go look for the nearest hotel at Death Valley.

"Darn," thought Mr. Game and Watch, throwing away his carefully written and prepared 11-page, half hour long speech.

A/n: ok, I hope that was a good start. Please rate and review and tell me who you think should win the 1 billion dollar prize and the 5 gift certificate.