A/n: This is a joint authored fic! By me and my friend Chaos Raider Tenshi.
Insanity shall ensue…
NARUTO: THE MUSICAL
"This is so bothersome…" Shikamaru stated as he sat quietly near a bush watching the clouds float by…
All was relatively normal, until…
Lee burst out of nowhere and began singing!
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"I'm not wearing underwear today!"
He sang out loudly as he proceeded to dance out to a non-existent audience.
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"No, I'm not wearing underwear today!"
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Shikamaru stared. Then he began to twitch involuntarily.
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"Not that you probably care much about my underwear, still nonetheless I gotta say…"
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Shikamaru's mind was telling him to get up and run, but he couldn't because he was frozen to the spot with fear (for his life...)
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"That I'm not wearing underwear today!"
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Sakura walked into the clearing and yelled: "Get a job!"
Lee went blue and ran to the corner of the clearing and began to draw circles in the grass.
Looking over his should, Shikamaru called, "Thank you Sakura!"
And then he began to sulk, because he had to witness that horrid act…
Sasuke sat down in his favourite place that was brimming to overflowing with shadows. He pulled out his book (or rather, Kakashi's book) and began to read.
"Hi ya Sasuke! Believe it!" the overly annoying blonde ninja/hokage wannabe yelled as he appeared over Sasuke's shoulder.
"What do you want now, dobe?" Sasuke replied, icily.
"Well, you'll never guess what happened to me at the Ramen shop," Naruto began. Sasuke "ahem"ed, but Naruto didn't seem to hear as he was too busy rambling.
"This guy was smiling at me and talking to me-"
"That's great, you've made a new friend," Sasuke said, awkwardly, through gritted teeth.
"He was being really friendly, and I think he was coming onto me. I think he thought I was gay! Believe it!"
Sasuke nearly choked on his saliva. That, or he was a child molester, inner Sasuke pondered.
"Well, isn't that disturbing and insulting?" Naruto asked with his childlike innocence.
"Why are you telling me this, dobe?"
"Geez, you don't have to get all defensive on me!"
"I am not being defensive! I am just trying to read!"
"Sorry… Hey, is that Icha Icha Paradise?"
"No…"
"Okay"
"This conversation is over, now leave me alone, Naruto!"
"I didn't mean anything by it, but I think someone calling me gay is something we should be able to discuss!"
"Then go and discuss it with Kakashi-sensei!"
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"Okay, well just so you know… If you were gay that'd be okay! I mean, coz hey, I'd like you anyway! Because you see if it were me I would feel free to say that I was gay (but I'm not gay)."
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"Dobe, shut up! I'm trying to read! WHHHHAAAAAA?"O.O
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"If you were queer I'd still be here, year after year, because you're dear to me" (Sasuke tried to kill Naruto with kunai but misses as Naruto jumps to another tree)
"And I know that you, ("Argh, my head") would accept me too ("I would? Since when?") "If I told you today, "Hey guess what, I'm gay!" (But I'm not gay!)"
"I'm happy just being with you ("What are you smoking?") So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?
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"Naruto, that's sick!" Sasuke pretended to puke.
"No it's not!" Naruto defended his gay pride.
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"If you were gay, I'd shout hooray! ("I'm not listening anymore!") And here I'd stay! ("La la la la la" shoves his fingers in his ears) But I wouldn't get in your way! ("Aaaaaahhhhh" another futile attempt at killing Naruto) You can count on me to always be beside you every day to tell you it's okay you were just born that way and as they say it's in your DNA! You're gay!" ("But I'm not gay, you dobe!") If you were gay!" ("Argh, just forget it!")
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Sasuke ran away, gave Kakashi his book back, forgave his brother, started going to church and repenting, and he became gay. That is how much that song screwed him up.
A/n: TSA: Well, this is the beginning of the end… Oh crap…
CRT: Well anyway, please tell us what you think, we really wanna know.
TSA: Thanks for reading… Lord help us all…