A/N:
Okay, so this sprung up because I was chatting with a kid!Canada as colonial!England...ish. Time was fuzzy and it was mostly crack and me asking who she was about every six posts and ranting about France... ANYwho... she told me I (as England) should tell France how I felt about when he cheated on me with not only Spain, but Scotland as well.... So I wrote my France a letter....
And my France responded.
So we're turning it into a sorta-fic... (it may turn into some nice slash later, so fingers crossed! ... then again it might just go straight through history, French and Indian War, the revolution, etc.... In which case it will probably still end up slashy, just not FranceEngland slashy...)
I'm off for the weekend, so I'll leave you with the first letter from England and one from France, and I'll put up England's response on Sunday. We'll try to put up a letter a day from there... (meaning I will, and then I'll bug her to help me with this...)
England letters written by yours truly. France letters written by Demented Inu.
Go read her stuff, as she is amazing.
And now, without further ado....
France,
No, I'm not writing 'dear' or anything of the sort. Why? Simply because you are not.
You can blame your colony for this, as I didn't want to write or send it, and if you call me a sap or anything of the like for it I'll punch your lights out, don't think I won't. Becoming civilized has not taken away my right hook.
I hated it when you cheated on me, alright? I'm sure you're perfectly aware of this, but Mat-whatever said I should let you know anyway. You made me feel like rubbish. You made me feel like less than rubbish. I hate you for that, and I'm not going to forgive you. This letter is pointless.
I still hate you,
England.
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Mon cheri Angleterre,
Always the hot temper, non? You know how much I just missed you, and life was so lonely while you were out, I just had to help myself to a few side-dishes while you were away.
Je t'aime, mon amour~
-Francis
A/N:
That's all for now. It gets better, I swear!
Ciao!
Oh! Wait! Translations:
Mon cheri Angleterre = My dear England
Je t'aime, mon amour = I love you, my love