Konohagakure

"Naruto get back here this instant!" Neji yelled as he leapt down into the busy streets of the market. It was a hot summer day, but that hadn't stop anyone from coming out and dealing with the street vendors. Neji had been enjoying a quiet day off when he became the victim of Naruto's latest prank.

~10 minutes earlier (Hyuuga Compound)~

Neji was meditating in a private garden when he felt a tap on his shoulder, glancing up at the disturbance his eyes go wide at what is in front of him. A scantly clothed Tenten is now sitting across from Neji with a very suggestive look on her face.

"T-Tenten! What are y-you doing?" Neji scrambles out as he jumps up and away from his tempting teammate.

"I thought I would come and see if I could help you with your problem my dear Neji-kun." she purrs out as she moves closer to the flustered Hyuuga. Tenten reaches him when his back hits a tree, she wraps her arms around his neck and begins playing with some hair that has slipped from his ponytail.

"What problem would that be exactly?" Neji gulps trying to keep himself composed from his favorite kunoichi's appearance and new found confidence on approaching him.

"I was wondering if I could help remove that stick up your ass!" Tenten gave an unfamiliar grin as she sneered out her comment.

"Wha-" Neji was taken aback by her comment, but was even more shocked when Tenten suddenly transformed into a smirking Naruto.

"I got you baaaaaka!" Naruto cackled as he jumped back as Neji swung out at him in a new found rage. Naruto simply stuck his tongue out and disappeared over the wall.

~End flashback~

"Just wait till I get my hands on you!" Neji yelled as he stopped just in time to avoid running into a little old man walking his dog. He looked back up just in time to see Naruto take a short-cut down a small alleyway. 'Damn it! I've been chasing him for too long, this needs to stop now!' Neji thinks to himself as he rounds the corner only to find it deserted.

"Kuso!" he cursed. Then something catches his eye, two hooded figures slinking off to the other side of the road. He almost didn't think anything of it until he saw a flash of blond hair stick out from under one of the hoods. "NARUTO!"

Naruto's head shot back as soon his name was called, "Shit!" They both took off and their hoods fell in the process.

"Sasuke you're a part of this too?" Neji hollered after them both, only to get ignored by the mentioned man.

"Naruto this is boring" Sasuke groaned to his blonde headed partner, "Lets hurry up so we can do something that's actually productive today."

"Fine" Naruto sighs and looks back over his shoulder then flashes through a few hand signs. He bites his thumb hard enough for his abnormally large K-9 tooth to break the skin. Naruto comes to a dead stop once they come to a less inhabited part of town, he then slams his hand down into the dirt road.

"Summoning no Jutsu." He calls out with a wicked smile that brings Neji to a screeching halt.

"What the hell are you doing!?" Neji shouts as he jumps back a few feet and waits for the cloud of smoke to finally clear. Then without any warning a pair of giant red foxes appears from the smoke and charge towards Neji in a blur of speed. Neji than takes off in the opposite direction as both the giant fox begin to pursue after him. As Neji continues his retreat he sees Naruto, with a big goofy grin on his face, heading off to rejoin Sasuke further down the road.

"That should keep him busy for a while!" Naruto cheers with his hands joined behind his head, Sasuke only gives a simple 'hn' in response.

Team 7 training grounds

Naruto and Sasuke finally arrive at the training grounds for some late afternoon sparring.

"Let's try not to make too much of a mess here. I'd prefer not to have dad making us replant yet another training ground." Sasuke says with a scowl directed at his blonde brother, remembering the time Naruto decided that it would be a good idea to use a new technique that he was still mastering.

"Hey! Don't try to blame that last time on me teme!" Naruto shouts back, "If you hadn't tried to use your Chidori on me then I wouldn't have gone crazy with my Rasengan-shuriken!"

"Hn, sounds like excuses to me." Sasuke says with a sneer to see if he can get a rise out of Naruto's increasingly short temper before their spar.

"Are we going to spar or what teme?" Naruto shouts as a vein on his forehead twitches in anger.

"It's your move dobe." Sasuke proclaims with a cocky smirk that set Naruto's temper ablaze. Just the thing to push Naruto's rage over the edge and provoke him into a careless first attack.

"TEME!" Naruto yells as he charges head first blindly at Sasuke.

As Naruto is about to reach Sasuke, he launches himself at Sasuke with deadly speed and accuracy. Sasuke quickly activates his Sharrinegan and side steps Naruto's incoming attack causing Naruto to go sailing past him. Sasuke's eyes go wide when he feels a wire cord begin to tug his feet out from underneath him.

"Shit!" Sasuke curses as he is yanked back by the wire that Naruto had placed around him in the last second. Sasuke's eyes shoot back over his shoulder at Naruto to find him smirking in satisfaction that he had got Sasuke off guard. When Naruto sees that Sasuke is smirking back at him he becomes uneasy so he continues to take off in the same direction his momentum has carried him. Sasuke knows that Naruto is completely unaware of what he's about to get himself into, literally.

"Ha! Finally gotch-" Naruto is cut off when he suddenly finds himself falling in the stream that runs straight through the training grounds. 'Damn it! How did I not see this stream?!'

As Naruto disappears into the water Sasuke cuts the wire with a chakra infused kunai to stop him for following his less fortunate teammate into the water. He gets some kunai out and waits patiently for Naruto to resurface. Suddenly Naruto burst from the waters surface and his eyes immediately fall on a smirking Sasuke.

"Damn it Sasuke! What the hell?" he yells at Sasuke as soon as he coughs up some water and catches his breath.

"It's not my fault that you failed to notice the stream behind me." Sasuke announced with a smirk as he looks away from Naruto who is now gaping like a fish. "Plus I wanted to make sure that I wasn't going to be the focus of Mom's rage when we head home."

"NANI!?" Naruto protest loudly as he swims to the edge of the stream.

"Kami knows how angry Mom is going to be when we get home." Sasuke responds in a bored voice while continuing to stare at the trees to his left, then finally looking back at Naruto as he pulls himself out of the water. "Chances are that Neji has already made a full report of our earlier escapades to Kakashi and that he has already informed either her or father."

"That still doesn't tell me why I had to get thrown in to the water..." Naruto mutters to himself as he begins ringing out his soaked clothes, then it hits him.

"I mean, you did it to me last month." Sasuke smirks, "You pushed me into the fountain at the Academy and mom wouldn't let me step foot into the house because my clothes were wet and she just finished cleaning. I had to stay outside and wait till my clothes dried cause you didn't want to bring me a change."

"You could have just gone down to your boxer and made a run for the house." Naruto chuckled with the thought of Sasuke being mobbed by fan girls if he even attempted to disrobe. "But lucky for me I have another option." he says with a smile.

Sasuke looks back at his brother with a questioning stare.

"Obviously you forgot that I have a wind element." Naruto declares as he pushes out his chest. He forms a Ram hand sign then he puts out a large blast of wind chakra that forces away every drop of water from his clothes and hair and directs the grass under his feet out in every direction.

"Ta Da!" Naruto grins sheepishly as he stretches his arms out wide like a performer would do after an amazing show. Sasuke sarcastically begins slowly clapping his hands.

"Thank you! Thank you!" Naruto cheers in a funny cartoonish voice.

"Baaaka." Sasuke mutters loud enough for Naruto hear.

"We're not done here teme!" Naruto yells then launches another attack at Sasuke out of the blue and the two continue to spar for almost an hour.

"Naruto, this is foolish." Sasuke sneers as he dodges a few kunai, "Just give up already!"

"Boom." Naruto whispers and causes a paper bomb on one of the kunai to detonate right behind Sasuke. Sasuke is thrown into a nearby tree by the force of the explosion. "An Uzumaki never gives up!"

Sasuke jumps up and disappears into a small cluster of trees that has yet to be destroyed by their attacks. He than does a series of hand signs, 'Naruto you better get ready for this.' he thinks to himself when he gets into a good position.

"RASEN-SHURIKEN!"

'FUCK GOTTA MOVE!' Sasuke curses to himself as he jumps from the trees just in time to dodge Naruto's attack. "Katon Gokakyo no Jutsu!"

Sasuke turns in midair and releases an enormous blast of fire from his mouth that engulfs almost whole training ground in flames. Naruto disappears from Sasuke's sight and the flames slowly begin to die down. Sasuke lands on a scorched rock and looks around for Naruto.

"Damn it Sasuke!" Naruto shouts as his head pops back out of the same stream he fell into earlier. "Were you trying to kill me?!"

"If you're still alive then that means I wasn't trying to kill you." Sasuke scoffs as he looks at Naruto's singed appearance. "Let's head home now; it's getting close to dinner."

"Don't think we're done talking about this Sasuke! How are we about to explain all of this damage?" Naruto shouts as he reaches Sasuke's side. "You literally scorched the whole fucking training ground!"

"Hn." Sasuke ends any further input on his side of the conversation with his usual response to everything and they begin their long walk back home.

A couple minutes later

As they approach a less damaged area of the training grounds Naruto and Sasuke happen upon a slightly singed bag with a few scrolls that have scattered out from the bag being dropped.

"Where did this come from?" Naruto voices out loud to no one in particular. Sasuke picks up one of the scrolls and realizes that it's a medical scroll, but what really gets his attention is that all of the scrolls happen to have the Hokage's seal placed upon them.

"Oh shit…" Sasuke says in a low voice.

"Sasuke, we are in such deep shit right now." Naruto moaned out in a panicked voice. "Sasuke over here, there are two people!"

Naruto and Sasuke quickly run over and swallow deeply upon realizing who the two people are. They both stop and look at each other not fully know what to do next.

"We are so dead." They state in unison.

"Sakura…Hinata…can you hear me?" Naruto pleads hoping for the first time in his life that Sakura would just pop up and punch him into a tree. "Sasuke I think we killed them!"

"Don't be such a moron, they're just unconscious." Sasuke scolds Naruto for his blatant stupidity. "Let hurry up and bring them back to the house and get them cleaned up."

Naruto grabs their things and then they both pick up the girls and they rush back home.

"Let's just hope that mom isn't home when we get there." Sasuke points out as he readjusts Sakura on his back. Naruto quickly nods in response and looks back to see Hinata still passed out on his back.

Home

"Let's take them to the kitchen and get them cleaned up." Sasuke orders to Naruto as they both kick their sandals off after they enter the large house.

They reach the kitchen and they put the girls down in some chairs. After making sure that they won't fall Sasuke starts running some water and Naruto runs off to grab some towel and wash cloths. When Naruto returns with all the towels and things, Sasuke places two large bowls with hot water in front of the girls. They each dip a wash cloth into a bowl and right as they begin wiping the ash and dirt off of the girls they are interrupted by someone calling them, actually more like screaming for them to come into the other room, but you get the point.

"BOYS, GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE NOW! DATTEBAYO!"

Naruto and Sasuke freeze in their tracks then they glance at each other.

"Coming Okaa-san!" they both reply. Oh yeah, they were definitely dead for. Before they could even make a move towards the door they felt the presence of their enraged mother right behind them.

"Care explaining to me why Haruno-san and Hyuuga-san are both passed out in my kitchen?" Kushina seethes out as she cracks her knuckles.

"Okaa-san let us explain!" Naruto pleas for his enraged red headed mother to listen to them before she loses her temper with them.

"BAKA!" She screeches as she punches him into a nearby pantry, she apparently wasn't in the mood to listen, "AND YOU'RE GOING TO CLEAN THAT MESS UP TOO!"

"Yes Okaa-san…" Naruto mumbles out as he rubs his head in pain.

"Now Sasuke-kun, would you mind telling me exactly what happened to these wonderful ladies and why they're covered in...ASH!?" Kushina's temper boils over as soon as she notices that the kunoichi are covered from head to toe in ash. She doesn't even give him time to think of his answer as she hits Sasuke causing him to fly into the same pantry that Naruto is in. "NOW CLEAN THIS MESS UP!"

Kushina grabs both kunoichi and throws them over her shoulders and proceeds to walk off towards her room to take care of the ladies.

"Remind me to kill you later." Naruto seethes to Sasuke as he pushes his brother off of him.

In Kushina's bedroom

Kushina has both the girls all cleaned up and put a fresh pair of clothes on the girls, she put their dirty clothes in the wash so they'd be ready for them when they depart.

"I wonder what those boys did this time." She asks herself as she begins to clean up her bathroom. "Minato's going to have to give them D-ranked missions for a month."

"Mhhm…" comes a voice from the bedroom, "Where am I?"

"You're in the Namikaze house." Kushina explains as she walks back into the bedroom while drying her hands on a black towel. She smiles at the pink haired kunoichi who is now sitting up on the love seat she was resting on.

"Why are we at the Hokage's house?" Sakura asks while rubbing her eyes. When she opens her vibrant green eyes her jaw drops. "K-KUSHINA-SAMA?! I apologize for speaking with such lack of respect!"

"You're fine Haruno-san, here have some water." Kushina smiles as she tries not to chuckle at Sakura's mini freak out. "How are you feeling?"

"I'm fine; a little confused, but fine non-the less." She says with a light smile as she looks around the room. Then a blush begins to creep across her face. "Are we in the Hokage's bedroom?"

"Yes, I had to clean you and Hyuuga-san up so I used my bathroom and gave you both some new clothes while your other clothes are being cleaned."

"Well thank you so much for all your help Kushina-sama!" Sakura says with a bow.

"Ugh, what happened?" Hinata moans as she sits up next to Sakura.

"My sons found you in a very questionable state and brought you back to our home to help clean you ladies up." Kushina says with a smile. "And speaking of questionable things, I think we should go down stairs and find out their side of this story."

"I didn't know the even Hokage had children." Sakura voices in a hushed voice as her and Hinata follow Kushina down stairs.

"Well they seemed to know you ladies pretty well, BOYS COME IN HERE PLEASE." she calls out the last part as they enter the main living room and take a seat.

They hear a loud crashing noise come from the kitchen then a can and a couple apples rolls across the entrance into the kitchen.

"Hai!" comes two voices from the kitchen followed by the noise of bickering.

Then Naruto and Sasuke appear in the walk way that leads into the kitchen. Then Sasuke accidentally steps on an apple causing his foot to roll out from under him. Naruto goes to try and catch his brother, but he slips on the can causing both of them to crash on the floor in the living room. The girls try to stifle their laughs throughout the whole ordeal.

"GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME BAKA!" Sasuke snaps at Naruto then he hears the snickering from the couch. Plus it doesn't help his 160 pound brother is crushing his lungs.

"SASUKE WATCH YOUR MOUTH IN THE COMPANY OF A LADY!" Kushina yells causing her hair to seem to come alive and wave in the air.

"OMPFFF" Naruto grunts as Sasuke pushes him off of his back. The two boys sit up and cuss under their breath for being seen like this by people other than their family.

"This is such bullshit." Sasuke huffs as he pushes Naruto's leg off of his lap.

"Damn it all." Naruto sighs as he hears a snicker come from behind him, "What the hell is so funny?" Naruto snaps only to have a book thrown at his head. He quickly ducks and the book hits Sasuke in the back of the head.

"OWWW! WHAT THE FUCK!" Sasuke shouts and turns around fuming at being attacked by a flying book.

"NARUTO! SASUKE!" Kushina snaps at them; she has a vein pulsing on the side of her forehead and the back of her raised fist. They jump up and stand in from of their mother at attention and as they stand still the girls get a good look at what they are wearing.

Both Naruto and Sasuke have black ninja pants on, they have both discarded their torn up sweaty shirts that they had on earlier. But in place of their shirts they are both now wearing their mother's cooking aprons. The girls take in the sight and try to process what exactly is going on.

"HAHAHAHA!" Sakura and Hinata look at each other and completely lose it. They are both grabbing their sides and wiping tears from their eyes. Hinata can't recall ever having laughed so hard in her life.

Naruto and Sasuke are blushing so hard that they rival tomatoes. Sasuke crosses his arms over his chest and turns away from the cackling ladies.

"This is my favorite apron, I don't see what's so funny about it." Naruto states proudly as he pulls the apron off and tucks it under his arm. His statement only causes more laughter to come from the three kunoichi sitting on the couch.

I am so sorry that it has taken this long for me to start working back on this story. I can't even begin to tell y'all about how crazy and hectic my life has been lately, but I am back for sure!

I'll be working on replacing the other chapters as well so I'll be taking them down so nobody gets confused with all the changes and fixes I've done to the story.

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See y'all next time and thank you for continuing to follow my stories!

~Charlie