AN: Hi folks! How are you all? Sorry for not updating anything since christmas, I had a reeeeeally stressful time, all that schoolstuff at the end of term. Anyways, now I have time again to write, and hell do I write. I'm gonna try and continue with "If only you knew", the potterlock fanfiction soon. But for now, I've done a roleplay with a very good friend (thank you so much Tomka) and then this happened. It is similar to "A finger slip" by pawtal, that is where we got the main idea for this. Tomka wrote Sherlock, I wrote John.
It's teenlock, they are best friends and share a dorm and text while John is away for a rugby match. And of course, it'll be Johnlock.
This will be some chapters long, it's gotten really huge! And I love it so much. 3
Please enjoy reading and leave a review if you like! I'll stop rambling now.
~ Pockethobbit (who changed his name from TheNameIsAllieHolmes to Pockethobbit, don't get confused.)

Saturday, 17th January
Sherlock, John

2:18pm
JAWWN!

2:19pm
What?

2:19pm
I'm bored.

2:20pm
Didn't you tell me about that eyeball experiment you wanted to do only ten minutes ago?

2:20pm
It exploded...together with the microwave.

2:22pm
Oh for god's sake. You know Mrs. Hudson hates it when you blow up the school cafeteria.
By the way I told you that you could come with me to the rugby weekend.
Not my fault if you didn't come along.

2:23pm
I'm hiding from her, don't worry.
And you know that I'm busy. My parents are throwing this ridiculous party.

2:25pm
Hiding won't help. She has the magical ability to detect rebellious students, I have no clue how. Yeah, I know, the party. When will you get there?

2:25pm
That's ridiculous. There is no such thing as magical abilities.
A few hours. Why do I have to do such things? I could spend my time with far more interesting and important things.

2:27pm
Yeah, well, she can do it anyway.
Because it's your mother's birthday, Sherlock! Everybody attends their mother's birthday.

2:27pm
Dull.

2:28pm
I'd rather spend my time at yours.

2:30pm
I'd rather you spend your time at mine too. :)

2:31pm
Really, John? Smiley faces now? What are we, teenage girls?

2:32pm
Well, you behave like one at times with all your drowning in hormones and complaining.

2:33pm
Attention. A life-threatening wink-smiley will burst into your inbox.

2:33pm
;)

2:34pm
If someone here is a teenage girl, then it would be you, with your ridiculous love for cat-videos and jam and those fluffy jumpers.

2:35pm
Oh please, John, grow up, will you?

2:37pm
You said fluffy! Thank god this got documented! I have to send Greg a screenshot of this!

2:38pm
I am growing up! So as you, by the way. If you haven't deleted it.

2:40pm
I never said fluffy and don't you dare to show it Greg, whoever he is. I'm warning you.
Of course I know that, don't be an idiot.

2:41pm
Of course you said fluffy! You called my jumpers fluffy!
And what do you mean "whoever he is"? Don't pull my leg, you know Greg!

2:41pm
Threatening me? Really? What will you do to me?

2:42pm
I don't know a Greg. And why would I want to pull your leg?
Maybe I'll hide your favourite jam.

2:44pm
Sherlock, stop playing dumb. Greg Lestrade.
And that wasn't meant literally, Mr. I-ignore-common-expressions.
You wouldn't dare to touch my jam!

2:45pm
Oh, you mean Gavin, why didn't you say that before?
I'm not ignoring anything. I'm deleting useless information and you know that.

2:46pm
Of course I would. Your jam is one of your greatest pressure points.

2:48pm
His name is Greg, not Gavin. You can't honestly still not know that! It's useful to know what he's called, so there's no point in deleting it.
You wouldn't!

2:49pm
Dull. It's Lestrade. And I know that, I just don't do it. It's boring.
And I would.

2:49pm
You're hopeless, do you know that?

2.50pm
Please, enough of that.
I need your opinion on something.

2:51pm
On what?

2:51pm
Do you think a dark blue or a black tie would fit better with my suit?

2:53pm
Uuuuuuuhm… Hard to say, depends on the shade of blue.
And I definitely need a photo of you with a tie. No arguing. I need it.

2:54pm
Why would you need a photo of me with a tie?
Royal blue.

2:55pm
Because that is hilarious xD
Take the blue one. It matches your eyes.

2:57pm
My eyes are light blue, you know that. And why should me wearing a suit and tie be hilarious?
But I think you're right, the blue tie would match better with Victor's dark blue suit. Thank you.

2:58pm
Who is victor?

2:59pm
Victor Trevor, you surely have heard of him.

3:00pm
No.

3:00pm
And what's he got to do with your mother's birthday party?

3:02pm
He wanted to come with me, because his parents (who are dead) were good friends of my parents. He asked me if that would be okay and I said yes.
He's going to stay at mine after the party.

3:03pm
Why don't I know him?

3:04pm
Because I never mentioned him in front of you.

3:05pm
Why didn't you?

3:07pm
I didn't know that you wanted to know everyone I know. He contacted me after years, just broke up with his boyfriend or something like that and wanted to spend some time with me again. We met when we were children.

3:08pm
Boyfriend?

3:09pm
Yes, boyfriend. He's gay after all.
Why?

3:10pm
Nothing.

3:10pm
Just watch out.

3:11pm
Why? You don't make any sense, John. Why should I watch out?

3:12pm
That he doesn't use you as a consolation.

3:14pm
And even if he would start something, would that be a problem for you? Don't tell me you are homophobic now.

3:16pm
No, I'm not homophobic, you know that. I just don't want you to get hurt. I don't like him.

3:17pm
You have never even met him. And I'm very capable of defending myself.

3:20pm
Please, I don't need to meet him. It's typical. He breaks up with his boyfriend and coincidentally gets the idea that he could contact you after YEARS for the first time, invites himself to the party and stays at yours overnight?! If this doesn't scream "I want consolation-sex" then I'm the king of China.

3:21pm
And if I want to have sex with him? What then? I'm in my youth, people at our age go out and have sex all the time. What would be the difference in this case?

3:22pm
Good. If you insist, go shag victor and be happy.

3:24pm
Suddenly it's something different. You can have one-nightstands with your little girlfriends all the time but when I've actually found someone, you act like you're jealous or something. So fine! Maybe I will shag him.

3:36pm
I don't have one-nightstands all the time! And just a few minutes ago he only spoke to you once since years ago and now you've suddenly found your someone in him?! There are other people who you know far better and who know you far better!

3:37pm
John, the only person who knows me for real is you.

3:38pm
Why are you doing this then?

3:39pm
What else should I do? John, you're not being logical.

3:40pm
I don't know. I…Argh, just don't make any hasty decisions, okay? Promise me.

3:41pm
I promise.

3:42pm
So, he's coming in an hour, I really should make myself ready. I need to go to the grocery store.

3:43pm
Okay…

AN: Sorry, couldn't quiet shut up yet. Thank you Glynna for being my awesome beta!
And for all of you who didn't read "A finger slip" by Pawtal yet, go read it! It makes me laugh and cry every time I read it, it's just wonderful. And they're making a webseries out of it *fangirls*. So, again, check it out (on afingerslipseries. com).
~ Pockethobbit