Once upon a time, in a group of worlds known as Smashville, there was a bowling alley on a stadium that floats above the ground. There was a bowling tournament that was going to happen. There were two guest spectators standing nearby, two regal princesses: Jeanette and Brittany. "I can't wait to see Alvin and Eleanor bowl together.," said Jeanette. "I just wish I knew where Moana was."
"Look, there he is," said Brittany, pointing as Alvin made his big entrance, riding in a race car, wearing a race car costume complete with roller skates on his feet. Eleanor did the same thing, surfing on a star, wearing a green butterfly dress, complete with wings, green bracelets made of leaves and green sandals with green flowers on her toes. Both players picked up a bowling ball and got ready to play.
Eleanor got a space, but Alvin got a strike, winning the game. The strike turned Eleanor into a trophy.
Meanwhile, in Pixie Hollow, Tinker Bell was watching the game with a tablet computer that she built. "Wow!" she said. "I wish I could play too, but I'm not allowed to leave Pixie Hollow because I'm a tinker."
"I win!" said Alvin. Then, he saw Eleanor's trophy and revived her by tapping her on the shoulder. "Good game, Eleanor" said Alvin. "Let's do it again next time, when everybody's here."
"Okay," said Eleanor, as they shook hands. "I like that." The crowd cheered for both of them for being good sports about winning and losing, but suddenly the ground shook and the crowd's cheers turned to screams as they fled the scene in terror. Eleanor looked up and saw the sky forming red clouds led by the Axiom. "That's weird," she said. "The Axiom landed on Earth three months ago. Why is it flying now?"
"I don't know, Eleanor," said Alvin. Suddenly, rocks fell from the Axiom, forming into bugs. "Ew," said Alvin. "We've got to stop them," said Eleanor. "Yes, let's," said Alvin. Suddenly, they heard footsteps and saw the princesses coming onto the stage from behind them. "What are you doing?" said Alvin. "Stand back."
"If you get yourself killed," said Eleanor. "Moana will be mad."
"Moana's a girl, and she wouldn't let anything stop her," said Jeanette. "If Moana can handle herself in a sticky situation, then so can I!" Eleanor was reluctant but agreed to let the princesses join the battle after consulting with Alvin.
The foursome used their powers, and the bowling balls to knock out the rock bugs one by one, until they were all gone.
The heroes were panting by the time the battle was over. "That was close," said Brittany. "I'll say," panted Jeanette. "Okay," said Alvin. "Now it's really time for you to-" But before Alvin could finish his sentence, he noticed a figure wearing a green robe. "Who are you?" asked Alvin. "And what have you done with the Axiom? Who's driving it?" The figure didn't respond, but instead dropped a bomb on the ground, opened by two soulless WALL-E units. Eleanor noticed a timer on the bomb and gasped. "If that thing explodes, we'll get trapped in a rocky cave," she said. "I'll stop it!" called Alvin as he ran towards it. Eleanor heard something rumbling behind her and saw a giant hand punch Alvin away. "Alvin!" she cried, running over to help him. "No!" But Eleanor sighed, realizing she was helpless. She turned around to look at the source of the rumbling. The hand that punched Alvin away belong to a giant person made out of rocks rising up out of the ground, who has a booming laugh and an echo-y voice. "Who are you?" asked Eleanor. "Yes, friends, I am Captain Rock Man," said the giant. "Tough, wise and ancient as Earth itself. And because I was born of molten stone, you can call me Captain Igneous Rock!" Eleanor flew up to him with her butterfly wings. "Nice to meet you," she said as Captain Rock Man laughed. "First of all, do you know who's driving the Axiom? Second of all, what's so funny?" asked Eleanor. "I don't know who's driving the Axiom," said Captain Rock Man. "And I have a little challenge for you."
"What challenge?" asked Eleanor. Then she heard a scream. Eleanor gasped when she saw Brittany and Jeanette stuck in cages that Captain Rock Man was holding in both his hands. "What have you done to the princesses?" she asked him. "Oh, I just thought I'd set up a little challenge for you, that's all," said Captain Rock Man. "You want me to try to take the cages away?" asked Eleanor. "You must try to pass, butterfly girl," said Captain Rock Man. "But remember, that rock bomb will explode soon, so you only have time to save one princess."
"Oh yeah?" said Eleanor.
"Yeah," said Captain Rock Man.
"Says who?"
"Says me."
"Then, prepare to wear, Captain Rock Man," said Eleanor. "Because I'm going to grind you down." Then Eleanor took a bowling ball and threw it at Captain Rock Man, but it just bounced off his hulking body as if he were the man of steel (or in this case, the man of rocks, so to speak). "Is that all you got?" he asked. "Not even close," said Eleanor. "Prepare to be blown down." She whipped around Captain Rock Man trying to knock him down with her wings, but the wind created from them just flowed harmlessly around him. Captain Rock Man laughed. "Such feeble tickling," he said. "Such meager powers."
"Well, I'm going to push you down," said Eleanor, flying behind him. "Push me down? Please," said Captain Rock Man, trying to swat her away with Brittany's cage he was holding. Eleanor was knocked down, but she quickly got back up. Captain Rock Man just scoffed at her. "What could a tiny little insect goddess like you do to such a powerful mountain as I?" Good question, thought Eleanor. "Well, here's your answer, Captain Rock Man!" She got behind him again and before he could swat her with Jeanette's cage, Eleanor gave a huge grunt and pushed him down with all her strength. She heard Captain Rock Man groan as he started to tip over. "You… lose!" shouted Eleanor between grunts. Her grunts were mixed with Captain Rock Man's grunts of pain. "Can't… resist… powerful… insect strength!" he shouted. "I see you're losing your edge, Captain Rock Man," said Eleanor. "I'm disintegrating!" cried Captain Rock Man as he fell to the ground and broke into pieces. Eleanor rushed to Brittany's cage, which had been crushed by the pieces of Captain Rock Man and helped her up. "Brittany! Are you okay?" asked Eleanor. "Yes," said Brittany. "Thank you." Eleanor started to rush to the rocks but remembered what Captain Rock Man told her. She only had time to save Brittany. Suddenly, a volcano goddess appeared out of nowhere and laughed evilly. "Prepare to meet your match, insect girl!" she said. "It is I, Mighty Inferno!" Eleanor glared at her. "You may have defeated my robot," said the Mighty Inferno. "But you didn't save Princess Jeanette."
"Wait a minute," said Eleanor. "Captain Rock Man was a robot?"
"Of course, he was," said the Mighty Inferno. "And since you didn't save Jeanette, I'm going to use this." She held up some kind of dark weapon. "What is that?" asked Eleanor. "This is a trophy gun," said Mighty Inferno. "Allow me to demonstrate." She aimed the weapon at Jeanette. "Jeanette, look out!" cried Brittany, but it was too late. Jeanette only had time to blink before the arrow from the gun pierced her body, turning her into a trophy. Brittany gasped. Mighty Inferno rushed to Jeanette's trophy and grabbed her. "Give her back!" shouted Eleanor. "She is no more, insect girl," said Mighty Inferno. "Now, I have things to do!" And she ran off with the weapon and trophy in her hands, laughing evilly. "Oh, I hate that goddess," said Eleanor. "After her!"
"But, Eleanor, what about the bomb?" said Brittany, pointing to the rock bomb. "Oh." Said Eleanor. "Hang on!" She grabbed Brittany by the waist and flew away just as the rock bomb exploded, trapping the bowling alley in a cave.