Super Mario Sketch show Episode 3

by Super Fanfic Entertainment

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Super Mario Sketch show episode 3

By Stephen Paget

"Hey everybody! It's the Super Mario Sketch show! Da da da da dah!" Mario cheered

Sketch 7

The following scene takes place at Luigi's house.

"And now everybody!" cried an announcer "Luigi's Mansion with more logic and common sense!"

Luigi is drinking a mug of coffee, from a plain ordinary mug and not a talking mug in the last episode, when he hears the mail. He goes to get it.Luigi went through the mail

"Let's see…." he said "Bill…bill. Huh….what's this. Congratulations Luigi! You've won a mansion! Oh great! More junk mail…this is just like those annoying pop-ups ads on the internet that tell you you've won a million gold coins. Well I'm not fooled!"

Luigi chucks the bill in the bin and then sits back down.

Luigi sat down proud of himself. "Thank god, I used some logic, that mansion could have been a pedophile's trap or something."

Back at the Haunted Mansion. King Boo and a purple ghost are waiting.

"I don't think Mario and Luigi are gonna show." A purple ghost said to King Boo

King Boo groaned "Damn it! I really wish I could show Luigi I have the hots for him! I picked my best outfit!"

The Purple ghost snarled. "Dude, he's a living human, and you're an enormous white ghost! It wouldn't work out!"

Sketch 8 - And now a life lesson.

Mario is walking along level 1 of Super Mario Brothers. He punches a block which releases a magic shroom. He picks up the shroom and eats it and becomes Super Mario.

"Mmmmmm…this is what an everyday normal person would do, just eat enormous magic shrooms that move along the floor." Mario said to himself.

Mario's eyes suddenly widen and then he throws up! He then passes out on his vomit.

We then hear an announcer "Remember kids! Don't be like Mario and say no to drugs!"

Sketch 9 - And now it's time for Luigi's random thought of the day!

Toad walked up to Luigi "A gold coin for your thoughts, Luigi?"

Luigi replied "What's the deal with Bub and Bob out of Bubble Bobble? Why are they always being turned into bubble dragons? What's the big story of the series? Why do they get turned into bubble dragons and for what purpose? And in Rainbow Islands where exactly did they learn to shoot rainbows out their hands? Are Taito high on drugs or what?"

Toad frowned. "Luigi here's 10 gold coins. Next time I ask don't bother!"

THE END