"Welcome sports fans and welcome to the twenty first annual imperial games". Said Brom Titus. At the stadium the imperials went wild cheering as Director Krennic ran *Without his cape because that would slow him down* to a bowl *Filled with wood* while holding a torch of fire."I declare these imperial games open!". Before the torch could even move,the wind then blew it out and everyone stopped cheering.
Later.
Director Krennic then came back *Without his cape* Catching his breath,running upstairs he then got ready again."I declare these imperial games open!". He lit the bowl on fire there and it lit fire although he got caught on fire as well."Every imperial gathers around the lothal stadium,for the twenty first imperial games". Said Brom Titus. "I am an imperial and not a rebel of course,and its a nice day for the imperial games and i'm with Tyrion Lannister from "game of thrones",because apparently he wanted to be in this story"."That's right folks,anyway,from rebel towns! *Cuts to Agent Kallus blowing up Tarkin town with a grenade* shooting rebels! *Cuts to Colonel Starck trying to shoot Wedge Antilles but failing,but Wedge is sweating and getting tired* to keeping our-er your imperial empire to glory,but Admiral Titus,you know what game of thrones is better at than you?". The Imp asked the Admiral.
"What's that?". He questioned Tyrion.
"Were better at dealing rebellions".
meanwhile in heaven.
Robb Stark and Stannis Baretheon are TRIGGERED!.
back at lothal.
"But anyway,the real story today is the story of Grand Admiral Thrawn of his shielded tie fighters and Grand Moff Tarkin of his death star,who can forget when Grand Admiral Thrawn stopped all those rebels on Chopper base,not Tarkin *Tarkin has second place medal while Thrawn has first place medal so Tarkin grabs a hose and turns it on putting water on his white pants making him look like he peed his pants* Or when Tarkin won the hearts of millions *Or at least the Authors* and destroyed aldraan in front of Princess Leia Organa,with a broken hand,Thrawn didn't.*Thrawn just stand there with a plain face wearing a second place medal doing nothing to Tarkin while he's wearing a first place medal*. Said Brom.
"But this time the empire of lothal will be repersented by a woman who looks like she's from Indiana Jones but it's probably the best day of her life!". Now said the Imp.
Meanwhile with Pryce and Thrawn on the field.
"This is the best day of my animated life!". Said the governor to her coach/superior Thrawn."I can't believe i'm being repersented to the empire on my home planet,*Her eyes literally turn to stars* to bring the gold to my homeworld would be such an honor!".*Star's dissapear*."And all we need is the support of you'r people so they join the empire,so don't lose!". Said the Grand Admiral pointing her chest meaning he was serious. Thrawn left."Aye aye sir!". Arhinda was never really happy *Except when she's trying to destroy the rebellion* but today was a special day for her.
She then did her push ups."Empire,empire,empire,empire". She said each time she did her push ups. Minister Maketh Tua then walked to her friend *Govenor Pryce never considered Maketh as her friend only as an assintant,but Maketh considered her as her friend*."Hey Pryce". Maketh said,wearing her cone shaped hat as usual."Hi Minister". Pryce said quickly."Empire,empire,empire,empire".
"Are you trying to move the ground? you'll never do it like that *Literally grabs the grass* you got to get underneath it!". she ripped it off fast as the governor of lothal flipped."Come on Minister,i'm trying to practice for the imperial games". She said annoyed at her,but Maketh didn't see that she was annoyed but instead the 32 year old woman jumped happily."Games! can i play?". She sounded like a little happy girl."Sorry Minister,you have to be a high ranking imperial to compete in the game's".
Arihnda smiled hoping to take away her happiness and make her sad but instead."That's all i have to do,pssh! that sound easy". Arihnda looked at her confused."What do you mean,easy?". The Minister gave another "pssh!"."How hard can it be?"."They don't let anybody be high ranking officers,were an elite core". Arihnda said proudly.
"Oh come on,you'r just destroying a rebel colony". Maketh said."Hey,being an imperial is harder than it sounds!". Arihnda said getting annoyed. Maketh looked at a little ant hill and a rock. She kicked the rock and it flipped destroying the ant hill and the ants."Boooooooom". She said acting a exlposion. Arihnda looked at Maketh now angry,but she smiled."Why don't you go home Minister,you can compete in "being a minor character for star wars" games". Maketh was offend by her,while the lothal governor smiled taking away her happiness.
Maketh was getting angry at her now and she usally was never angry."Well at least i don't polish my fingernails!". She said. Arihnda gasped."You take that back!"."Fingernails,fingernails,fingernails!". Maketh repeated."You don't even have fingernails,you'r wearing gloves". Arihnda pointed out."I can not believe what i'm hearing!". The Minister almosted yelled."How the kriff can you hear?! you'r wearing that stupid cone shaped hat around your head and ears!".
"Er-prequel character!" Said Maketh."Cone head!".She responed."Grey!"."Blue!". Just then Maketh then exploded that put the explosion on jehda to shame and she had enough of her superior."I'm gonna get a job as a governor and it will be easy!". She said and left."Fine!". She yelled and continued her push ups."Empire,empire,empire,empire".
Meanwhile with Thrawn.
Thrawn sniffed."What's that smell? i smell...TARKIN!"."Oh yeah,well i smell...*sniffs* oh,that is me". Tarkin said and walked over to Thrawn."Ready to die chiss?"."Oh,my champion is always ready"."Good because this Grand Moff is gonna kick your sarlacc"."That's what you think,but my champion is the best,look at her,Pryce,show him". Pryce then grabbed a blue lightsaber out of nowhere and spinned it around until Kanan Jarrus came and took it.
"Look at her,in her prime,you got no chance". Thrawn said cooly."That's what you think,chiss,but i to have champion". Tarkin then grabbed a microphone and spoke into it."Ladies and imperials,look to the south west corridor *Looks the differnet way* other way,imbecils". They all saw the corridor and heard stomping coming down the hallway."Repersenting the empire is a creature so terrible,so awful,so mindly large,that those of you at the constituion may want to leave the stadium". The stomping got closer."I got to get out of here!". Darth Vader yelled and sounded like a little kid."To late!". Tarkin said."Ready or not here she comes,Quake with fear you mortal fools and bow down to the awesome might of *corridor breaks open showing a rancor* okay this big guy is actually carrying the real contestant...MINISTER MAKETH TUA!".
Arihnda gasped as Maketh Tua walked over to her."Minister? what are you doing here? you'r not high ranking"."Oh why yes i am Arihnda superiorpants *points to her name tag* Check it out,iv'e been working for tarkin for almost five minutes". Arihnda scoffed."Well it dosen't matter because your gonna eat my star dust!".
"No,i'm eating my own star dust!"."Not if i eat it first!"."Grey!"."Blue". They both left separate ways."I don't get it Grand Admiral,why is she trying to play in the games?"."she's selfish,all she wants is a trophy for herself".
"She not you'r friend and she never was!". Tarkin said to Maketh."She's not?!". Maketh was heartbroken,she thought Arihnda was her best friend,even though they didn't have any screentime together."She plotting your downfall right now!".
"She is?!". Arihnda said suprised at what Thrawn said."She's gonna stab you in the back!". thrawn lied trying to get competive.
"She wouldn't!". Maketh said in disbelief."of course she would,look at her,all grey,the color of EVIL". Tarkin pointed to Arihnda.
"She's making a mockery of you'r profession,are we gonna let some pretender take away what belongs to the empire!?". Thrawn asked Ahihnda."NO!". she yelled.
"NOW GET ANGRY!". Tarkin yelled loudly."I'M ANGRY!". Maketh yelled.
"Now get out there and win- Thrawn said.
"That- Tarkin said.
"Medal". they both said.
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!". Maketh yelled.
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!". Arihnda yelled.
"aaaaaahhhhhhhh". the rancor said weakly.
A:N WOOOOHOOOO! clone wars are coming back! see you next episode.