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"You slept with Elena, didn't you?" Stefan hisses.

"Lemme guess, Stefan. She sent you our sex tape too?" Damon says with a very Damon-like smile. "Kidding," Damon says, seeing the glare on Stefan's face. "Actually, we did it right there, there, and over there," Damon says, pointing to several different places around the large parlor.

Stefan immediately removes his hand from the couch. "Not even gonna deny it, are you?"

Damon smirks, finishing off his bourbon. "Why bother? You're just gonna brood and pry it out of me."

Stefan's eye catches a wooden stake on the third shelf of the bookcase. "Are you insane? Do you know what could happen to her?"

Damon rolls his eyes. "Don't worry, mom, we used a condom." He watches as Stefan inches closer and closer to the bookshelf. "Honestly, do you think I'm that stupid?" He pours himself more bourbon.

"Do you not remember the very reasons we broke up? You'll get her killed. She'll kill her."

"I have it all under control."

Stefan makes a grab for the stake but Damon is quick to stop him. Stefan is hurled across the room, hitting the opposite wall. "Under control? Really?"

Damon nods, swirling the amber liquid around in his tumbler. "Yes, in fact, I have a certain Alaric Saltzman taking care of it right now. With enough vervain in his system to kill any vampire and his magical ring, he'll be fine. He's turning out to be quite the Buffy these days."

Stefan barks with laughter. "You have the history teacher do your dirty work?"

Damon makes a face. "Well, it wasn't easy but he I guess he wants to get some sexy fun time with Jenna." Damon turns to Stefan. "Listen, little brother. It may be hard for you to understand such a grown-up topic like this, but I happen to care a lot for Elena."

"Oh really?" Stefan asks sarcastically. "It has nothing to do with the fact that she happens to look exactly like Katherine? Or the fact that she was my girlfriend first?"

"Of course not. Why would you think such a thing?" Damon puts a hand to his chest, mocking pain. "Truthfully, it was her flexibility that really got to me, if you know what I mean," Damon says with a wink. Damon walks past Stefan who is still huddled on the floor. He bends down to his level and claps him on the shoulder. "I'll be seeing you latter, little bro."

TBC

A/N: Part 1 of a 2-Shot. Review:)