Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or the marauders. I wish.
Me- ok, this is not my real name but I am going to pretend my name is Thalia. You're first question is do you want to do this?
Remus- sure, why not.
Lily- yeah, this looks fun
James- as long as lily's here I want to do this.
Sirius- not really, but I have nothing better to do
Peter- I'm just doing it because my friends are doing it.
Snape- why are you forcing me to do this?
Thalia- because I am bored and like writing fanfiction. Next question: what is your favorite Hogwarts memory?
James: when lily FINALLY agreed to date me.
Snape- when potter and black got detention, serves them right stupid idiots.
Sirius- which time are you referring to?
Lily- I don't really have one, I just enjoyed the whole seven years.
Remus- mine is when my friends found out about my furry little problem and they still liked me.
Lily- why would your friends not like you because of a badly behaved rabbit?
Sirius- you didn't tell her?
James- uh….
Lily- tell me what
James- nothing sweetie
Lily- TELL ME
Snape- lily I can be a better boyfriend
Lily- NO. NO WAY.
Peter- mine is when we all became animagi
James, Sirius, Remus- PETER!
Lily- what?
Sirius- Prongs, do you ever tell your girlfriend anything?
Snape- I wasn't listening, what did potter not tell lily?
Remus- nothing.
Sirius- okay, I've decided on my favorite memory, mine is when I got sorted into Gryffindor.
Thalia- has everyone answered?
Regulus- no, why does everyone forget about me?
Sirius- trust me, I wish I could
Lily- where did you come from?
Regulus- don't speak to me mudblood
Sirius, James- don't call her that!
Sirius- why are you here anyway, don't you have a death eater meeting to attend?
Snape- no, the meeting's tomorrow.
Lily- and you know this how?
Sirius- snivellus is a death eater!
Thalia- WILL YOU JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION ALREADY!
Regulus- being sorted into slytherin
Sirius- we are related how?
Regulus- I have been asking myself that ever since you became a Gryffindor.
Sirius- are you sad that slytherins came in last?
Regulus- you are a disgrace to the noble and most ancient black family
Sirius- I have never been more proud
Thalia- what do you think about you're siblings, James, Remus, peter, Snape I know you are only children so you do not have to answer.
Sirius- PLEEEAAAAAASE DONN'T MENTION SIBLINGS! JUST DON'T! EVEN THINKING ABOUT HIM MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE!
Regulus- TRAITOR!DISGRACE TO THE BLACK FAMILY!
Sirius- blah, blah, blah- hey, wait, Regulus is not my brother because I disown him.
Regulus- oh yeah, well thank goodness I don't have any siblings
Sirius- ok, so my siblings-
James- padfoot, you don't have any siblings.
Sirius- let me finish, prongs, and just because I am not related to them does not mean they are not my brothers. I think my brothers James Remus and peter are awesome and I am so glad that we met and became friends. Also since James is my brother I think my future sister-in-law lily is cool.
James- yeah moony wormtail padfoot and prongs are brothers, and I know we're all going to say the same thing as Sirius, so let's save space and pretend we all answered the same thing as Sirius.
Lily- my sister really doesn't like me, but I still love her because she is my sister.
Sirius- being related to my ex-brother won't make me like him.
Thalia- next question is now that you have graduated what do you want to do?
James- professional quidditch player, duh
Sirius- auror
Regulus- so you can fight our- sorry, my family?
Sirius- omg regulus figured something out. Quick, someone write it down this is a once in a lifetime event!
Regulus- seriously?
Sirius- yes that is my name. Wow, you got two things right today this is truly a special day.
Remus- will you quit arguing it's really annoying.
Thalia- it is not annoying it is funny and it's fun to write there are so many ways they can insult each other.
Sirius- you mean there are many ways I can insult him, he's not smart enough to come up with good ones.
Remus- just cut it out guys since you won't listen to me I'm just going to talks so we don't have to listen to you I will do whatever job will accept me
Peter- I don't know
Lily- I'm not sure, maybe I will be a writer
Snape- something with potions
Regulus- whatever Voldemort wants me to do
Sirius- hopefully something that will require him to fight aurors, I'd love to kill him.
Regulus- we can just duel now.
Sirius- you know regulus that is the best idea you've had in your life not that you've had many. James you're my second Snape you're regulus's second because no one else will want to ok now we can duel avada ke-
Thalia- wait don't kill him we have a lot of chapters left you can kill him at the end ok that's it for now
Snape- THANK GOODNESS!
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