remember this is a joke do not take it the wrong way.based partly on big brother,spoof and harry potter.
warning harry potter and the deathly hallow's spoilers.and spelling mistakes.
effects may lead to loss of sight,or temporary mourning for the loss of tom riddle's hair/voldermort is still bald.
imagine if voldermort had not died but had to endure a whole new form of evil torture
muggleing the meddlers
the minestry of magic had known there was little room in askaban and for the likes of bellatrix lestrange,who liked to pretend she was more insane then she atually is then this would prove little punishment for the pureblooded freak.
so instead after replacing 4 horocruxes back into voldermort,and some much needed phsychatric help.voldie had agreed to this new form of torture.he would spend 100 days in the big brothers little wizard sister's house and endure regular visit's to muggle stores.he would be filmed all the time ,the other members where as followed,crabbe,goyle,draco,bellatrix,mr and mrs malfoy,this weird black dog who likes to stare at people...alot,voldermort,wormtail for the moment,follow them through a harrowing tale of betrayal,love,laughter,anger,and some good old fashioned muggle loving.
by lydia
day one in the big brother's little wizard sister's house,entering the house
DENISE:hello and welcome to big brother's little wizard sister's house
tonight you will see voldermort and his death eater gang join the household
brace your selves wizards and witches for the moment we have been waiting for all year.
pink limo drives up
voldermort opens the car door
he waves and smiles to his fan's
booing,and chanting:get voldie out get voldie out get voldie out.
voldermort raises his hand say's whatever
he walk's up to denise and hisses at her
denise:okay you get yourself in there voldie good boy,please stop looking at me.
another car drives
draco comes out he appears to be on reins,narcrissa has indeed attached toddler reins to him
draco seen's to be enjoying this strange experincelook's edgy a little to much.
mr and mrs malfoy:walked down the long re d carpet smirking and flicking there white blonde hair at the crowd,
DENISE:it seems the malfoy's lusious locks have sent the fan's wild,
they walk up to denise draco tags along
smirking,well hello narky and lusious
do you like there nicknames thought of them myself how smart am i drowning in sarcasm
draco:daddy's got us exclusive intreveiw's
with merlin's beard and a singing contract with the left one ,my first debut is going to be called,toxic,with the taste of you're wand iam toxic
draco start's to dance like britney spears high kicking galore,and trying to scream in a britney like tone.
lusious:don't boast draco,think of all the ginger haired children in the world who do not have,the same class as you.
they enter the house.
meanwhile in the big brother's little wizard sister's house.
voldermort has sat down on the sofa and had now,began praying for some ciggy's what that's what he asked for
mr and mrs malfoy just sat down and drank tea.
draco had been having a meanifull conversation with the wizarder in the diary room.something about pansy and hair dye.
next chaphter will be much better promise
plz plz plz plz plz reveiw you know you want to and be honest
no insult can hurt i have heard them all in my dreams lol
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:)