Disclaimer: Invader Zim is copyright by Jhonen Vasquez and Nickelodeon.
A/N: This fic is based on an original episode concept by Jhonen Vasquez, in which ZIM became a vampire with chopsticks as fangs that fed on Chinese food. No really, I'm not shittin' ya.
Also this fic takes place near the end of the discontinued Season II, in which Invader Skoodge would have moved in with Zim and Tak would have returned. This story will also feature cameos from some characters from Jhonen's comics (JTHM, Squee, etc.) See if you can guess who.s
Anyhow, enjoy.
Invader ZIM
"It Feeds on Noodles"
Written by Robert J. Taverne (AKA Invader Bob)
Based on original concept by Jhonen Vasquez.
Prologue
"Pain In the Neck".
It was a dark and spooky night. A night that gave off a feeling foreboding fear and evil. A night at which most regular people might be scared, or at least nervous. But the person out on the street tonight was not regular. In fact, he wasn't even a person. He stood only a few feet high, he could easily be mistaken for a child, even though he was probably older than most buildings. He had green skin, zipper-teeth, a snake-like tongue and eyes and hair which looked fake, which in fact, they were. No, this little guy was a member of the "Great and Powerful" Irken race, and was a member of the elite "Invaders". At least in his own mind.
"RRRAAAAAAAAAARRRGHH, That horrible Dib-stink " he growled, "He ruined my plans again! Me! The mighty ZIM. I am ZIIIIIM!"
Yes, this was the feared and (somewhat) powerful Irken Invader, ZIM. The plan that he had been referring was his plan to contaminate the local water supply with a substance that would make those who drank it to think they were dancing chickens. In the chickeny confusion he could easily conquer the planet. But as mentioned earlier, his nemesis Dib had thwarted him. The only positive attribute was that Dib's camera had been destroyed. To make matters worse, the Voot Cruiser had been badly damaged and thus Zim had no ride home. He had tried calling Gir, but the little robot had not responded. So Zim had been forced to walk home. As he walked through an alley, he did not notice the odd, looming figure on the rooftop above him.
It had an ENORMOUS head, even bigger than Dib's. It also had big floppy ears, no hair, and two fangs half as long as half of its body. It was dressed in what appeared to be Goth fashion. It just sat there, and looked at Zim with a predatory glance.
"Alright Eric", it said to itself "There's your victim. It shouldn't be hard to drain a little kid, and you'll be one step closer to changing your appearance." It positioned itself, and the flung itself towards Zim
"I FEED!"" The creature, Eric, shouted."Eh?" said a confused Zim. He did not have much time to react, as Eric jumped on him, bit his neck and began to drink his blood. But then,
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH! What is this stuff? It buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrns!" Eric shouted, Irken blood gushing from Zim's neck as well as falling from his mouth. He screamed as his body burned away at itself until all that was left of him was his huge fangs.
Zim rubbed his aching neck and stared at the fangs. Seeing nothing else to do with them, he dragged them to his base
"Welcome home son." The mechanical parents chimed as he entered the house. "Computer!" Zim shouted.
"Whaaaaaat?" came the computer's whining reply
"Take these fangs to the labs for study."
"Whatever" came the monotonous reply, as a pair of mechanical arms came and took the fangs to the lower levels of the base.
Zim once again rubbed his neck and felt sleepy. But that was impossible. Irkens did not sleep, their PAKs made sure of that. Still Zim felt sleepy, so he sat on the couch. And then fell down in exhaustion, his neck still throbbing.
A/N: How did you like it? Please R and R.
Also you can find many scripts for cancelled season II episodes ("It feeds on Noodles not included") on the Scary Monkey Show website (