Forget The Boat, a phantom of the opera fanfic

Forget The Boat (Ride The Phantom)

Disclaimer: I do not own or claim to own anything in the Phantom of the Opera world! I also do not claim to own or to have created the song Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy) by Big & Rich. This is for entertainment purposes only.

Summery: This is a song I wrote for a message board I use to belong to that was dedicated to Gerard Butler, who plays the Phantom of the Opera in the 2004 movie. I wrote this song/poem to the tune of Big & Rich's big hit Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy) you probably won't get this if you haven't heard the song at least once! The song was originally called Sink The Boat, but I never liked that title and so I am changing it back to it's original title. I also replaced GALS with Phans, since I am not longer a part of GALS, which was the message board it was created for. On that board I was known as PhantomsAngel.

Set up: This isn't a story, it's just meant to be fun. Please let me know what you think!

FORGET THE BOAT (RIDE THE PHANTOM)

Well, as I swirl my cape
The girls, they all scream
They are not like Christine
They don't think I'm evil and mean
So I let them play with my Opera dolls
And everybody's having fun
And these girls arn't ever gonna be the same

Cause I stroll into my lair
And serenade my fans
I feel so damn lucky
Cause my Phans
They are so pretty
Striding up and down the Opera
With my famous white mask on
And my Phans say
Forget the boat, ride the Phantom
All the phans say
Forget the boat, ride the Phantom

Well I don't care what you say
Those girls all love when I sing
They have my pictures as their wallpaper
And drink gallons of Evian water
And I wouldn't trade my Phans
for your Fop Followers
Or your Braddicts
They think I'm the sexiest man

Cause I stroll into my lair
And serenade my fans
I feel so damn lucky
Cause the Phans
They are so pretty
Striding up and down the Opera
With my famous white mask on
And the Phans say
Forget the boat, ride the Phantom
All the Phans say
Forget the boat, ride the Phantom

Spoken:
Well I'm a total hunk
That's what they say
Those Phans want to turn my head
They all want a turn in the swan bed
You see I was getting soaked in drool
Those Phans were flying high
Fine as wine
Having themselves a Gerrygasm time
And I was letting them do
Anything to me they wanted to
My Phans are all right
I can really sing Music of The Night'
Watch their faces light up bright
All night long
So I took them out one by one
And sang them each a Phantom song
and even kissed a few
Making all their dreams come true

Sing For Me.
Forget the boat, ride the Phantom
Sing My Angels.
Forget the boat, ride the Phantom