A/N: Minna-san I really don't know what possessed me to actually put this letter up. Y'see me and Bekk-chan been writing each other during school but instead of an originally beginning of a letter we just now started writing letters to each other with a Character in mind. Example- Like Inuyasha writing Kagome a letter, or Tatewaki Kuno writing to his 'beloved' Pigtail Girl, and Akane-Tendo a letter. Confused yet? ; Usually we start out with that and when we finish with that part of the note we just write down the original stuff Anime-Fan-girls talk about. Anyhow! Just a warning, this letter will be a bit...or maybe not just a bit ooc but it was just for fun. I made one up of Kuno but...eh, well first I got to find it and second of all I want to put up Bekk's impersonation of Naraku first. Have Fun:
Disclaimer: If I did own Inuyasha...: Sees Lawyers: WHICH I DO NOT:Coughs: I wouldn't be making such a parody that is ooc now would I Mr. I-want-to-sue-you-ass-lawyers. Hmph. Jerks.
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Inuyasha,
This is a ransom note. I have kidnapped your precious Kagome who is worshiped by times only a million fanboys all about the world. I bet their going crazy in anticipation right now wondering what could possibly be going on. For the record, I tried to absorb your brother once more but no one aside from his pedo-er...ward seemed to care...and Jaken? Well, who really cares about the green toad? Besides as of many things taste like chicken he wouldn't be one of them. Now then, here are my demands:
1. I want at least one ''episode'' of your ''show'' to be dedicated to myself and my crazy antics.
2. I want everyone to name a day of the week after me.
3. I want my own slave woman too! Damn, why do you get all the luck? I absolutely refuse to love some insane psychopath pent on her own freedom then obeying me.
4. I demand a new pelt, to hell the being a monkey, its been done one to many times.
5. I need more makeup...I'm running low as of late, but I didn't tell you that.
Meet my demands and perhaps we can reconcile to discuss things further. Until then, Kagome and I are going to kick back and relax maybe got to the movi- I mean! I'll be torturing her awaiting your reply!
Kukukuku-ku!
Your Sexy and quite beautiful nemesis,
Naraku
Meanwhile...
" Hey Inuyasha...where did all my pocky go" Kagome asked.
That questioned caused the hanyou to pause for a second looking a bit puzzled. " Why are you asking me for? Ask Shippo he's the one who is in love with your 'Pock-ee'..." Inuyasha retorted.
" I would but...where exactly is Shippou" Kagome let the questioned linger in the air for a few minutes expecting Inuyasha to answer her.
"...The hell would I know..."
" You were suppose to be watching him! InuYasha...Osuwari"
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A/N: Coughs: Well then. As I said before a bit ooc but basically it was a parody so what can you expect? Now leave lots a reviews- all you have to do is click that little blue button over there! I promise it won't bite! ( Also- For the flammers out there- You can review but don't say anything -too- rude. ) Also keep in mind that this was just something my friend came up with. Sadly, I cam up with the Kagome and Inuyasha ending. See how bad it is? But other then that this was made by Bek-chan during the hours of hel-…er, high school.
Rinchan