Note: This story was moved from the game X-overs selection, to the Mario selection. Anything that does not match with the Mario universe, may come from this switch

Ah… The first anniversary… And I still haven't finished my first large story… Oh well…

In order to celebrate the anniversary on this site, I sought to do something special for my fans. *As the words were spoken, dust moved from one side of the screen to other* … Okay, fine, just to celebrate it, I wanted to do something special. And then I thought of this. While I believe it might be better if the concept is used for a comic, I gonna give it a shoot anyway.

But while I was writing this, I thought of something. I've been complaining to myself that, while asking some other authors to do something for me, I've yet to do something for someone else. Then I realized; why not this fanfic? But what kind of plan flowed out of that? Let's first read the story, fine?

Disclaimer: The author does not own Bowser, nor Voldemort, nor Gaston. They belong to their owners. I claim copyright on myself though.

Boss-defeater walked back and forth, like he usually did when he had nothing to do. However, he had to do something. He had just made a fan club. Not an ordinary fan club, no… Though it follows the guidelines of how to make a fan club. But that aside, it was no ordinary. The club wasn't aimed for fans of one celebrity, nor for a fictional character. Actually, the last one comes quite close, but not yet. It was not just one fictional character, but all fictional characters. All… That are a boss in some form.

You hopefully hadn't hoped for something else, had you? I mean, everyone could see it coming from the very start. There's a reason he's named Boss-defeater, understood? A fitting nickname is Boss-d, though some only pick the first word, namely 'Boss'.

Out of a sudden, Boss-defeater looked furiously around himself, searching for something. When he had not found it, he looked confused at the missing object. It was then he realized himself was referenced by the narrator. In a rage, Boss-defeater suddenly attacked himself. A few fists into the face, kicks on his legs… He tried to hit himself on many painful spots, as if searching for his own weak point. Finally, he fainted out of pain. After a week since these events, Boss-defeater walked back and forth again, this time warped in bandages. That's the reason why you should not only pick the first part of his name, or this happens.

But back to the fan club. Like I said, it's for everyone and everything that has been a boss at least once. While the definition he uses comes video games, it was not only restricted to video game bosses. As such, a poster of Voldemort hung as well in the headquarters of the fan club, next to Bowser from Mario. But no one was presented in a poster like Gaston from Belle and the Beast.

What is it? You ask me where exactly those headquarters are? Simple. All you gotta do is find Boss-defeater, as he's walking back and forth before the building! What? Are you now asking me where Boss-defeater is? Tsss… You folks always… I allow you to ask me something once, but you do it twice… Give a finger to someone, and they take your hand…

But fine. However, if you dare to ask me another question again, I swear I'll find you.

What? Are you thinking I'll do something after finding you? No way, finding you is already tiring work. To kill you is just murderous for me. Even wounding you would hurt my tired legs.

But okay, let's see… Boss-defeater was in a huge place, green everywhere where the eye could look. Boss-defeater wasn't too sure why this peculiar part of the city was painted green, but that didn't matter to him. What did matter was that there were no plants in the area, which didn't really help with the strengthened greenhouse effect. His best guess was that a certain major didn't know what people meant with 'green'.

The buildings surrounding the area were quite high, but not skyscrapers. By far not. But they were high enough to be called flats. And between the quite high but not skyscrapers flats, was the headquarters of the newly founded fan club.

So newly founded, it doesn't exist yet. While the small club house was built, it had not the official name of a fan club.

And that was exactly the reason why Boss-defeater was walking back and forth in his bandages.

"I don't get it. I've got the posters, the building… What do I miss?" He wondered. No matter how many times he tried, he never got the rights to start the club. Every day he would go to the town hall, and every day he would get the message that something was lacking. Whoever stood behind the counter, he or she or it would give him a list with all the things a new fan club should do before being officially opened. By now, he had seen every single letter at least twice. Why couldn't they just say what he missed immediately, instead of forcing him to check it out himself? Sighing and annoyed, Boss-defeater took the list again to proof he had done everything he should've.

A building for the fan club. Check.

A host. Check.

What the fans are/who they worship. Check.

Affection showed for the characters through glomping them. Che-…

Boss-defeater's eyes shoot back to the beginning of the sentence. 'Affection showed for the characters through glomping them.' Why had he missed that sentence? For longer than a week, he had been trying to figure it out, and just this stupid random thing was preventing him to start?

He should've figured that it would have been random. Nothing ever made sense here in this world, to the point even the first part of this sentence didn't make sense. Somehow. He didn't know how, but it probably did.

But all he had to do, was glomp the bosses? That job would be fixed in no time. He ran as quickly as the wind, seeking his first victim… It was windless, by the way. You didn't expect him to run fast in bandages, did you?

And so ends the first chapter already… But what of the becoming chapters?

It's quite easy. YOU, as in, the reader, may send me a suggestion of a boss I should attempt to glomp through a review. The only restriction on this, is that I won't use bosses I do not know anything off. At the Game X-overs, that amount was too limited I realized, which is why I decided to move it here, where I know a lot more of the several bosses. But just make your suggestion, okay?

Before you congratulate me for my anniversary, it's not before 31 August. Which is the datum I'll end this story. Hopefully, I won't be too lazy coming weeks…