DISCLAIMER: Hopper was the first ever Sonic The Hedgehog©. SEGA's mascot was a rabbit, armadillo, or hedgehog. And we all know who won, right? Yup! The speedy cerulean—
Sonic: BLUE! I'M A BLUE HEDGEHOG!
Me: Alright, alright! Jeez Louise! –The speedy BLUE hedgehog we all know and love. And yes, Sonic is currently suing me. This is what Sonic's life would be like if they chose a rabbit as their mascot.
Mighty: What about me? WHAT ABOUT AN ARMADILLO!? Oh sure! You see rabbits every where on TV now! I'll be back in a sec!
((He hops away and comes back chewing on a carrot and in a Bugs Bunny© costume))
Mighty: Eh, what's up doc?
((I slap my forehead))
Story:
All was peaceful on Mobius—If you count the 40 ton robot trying to crush a bunny and his friends peaceful…
The robot was about to crush a cute, little 3 tailed fox!
"HOPPER!" The young kitsune cried. Suddenly, a blue rabbit appeared on the scene. He hopped over quickly and snatched up his little fox friend.
"So, Ro-BUTT-nik, you wanna crush somethin'? Come an' get me!" Hopper said hopping onto the robot head. The robotic arm swung up after him.
"N-no! Abort!" Robotnik cried. But it was too late. It all seemed to happen in 1 second. Hopper hopped to the ground 1 second before the fist crushed the cockpit. The robot tipped to and fro on one foot. Suddenly, a hole appeared under the robot and out hopped a red mole. The red mole punched the foot and the robot fell, but Robotnik took off in his hovercraft.
"Thanks, Knuckles." Hopper said.
"Don't mention it."
To be cont'd…