Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Twilight
Bella and Edward are sitting in a room.
"I love you Edward, with all of my ooey, gooey heart." Bella stated lovingly as she gave Edward a kiss on the cheek.
"And I love you Bella, with all of my cold, emo, and brooding heart." Edward said while trying to cut himself with a knife.
"Oh Edward your desire to kill yourself even though you are already dead is just so sexy." Bella said as she snuggles up to Edward.
"Oh Bella your naivety makes me love you so….." He says as he begins to kiss her on her oh so smexy lips.
But then Renesmee comes bursting through the door.
"Oh Renesmee you are looking super smexy today, come give me a hug!" yells Bella.
"Okay lovely, adorable, totally cute, and super awesome-I am way to nice-amazing, mother of mine." She skips over to Bella with angel wings on her back and a halo on her head and gives her a hug. "Come on emo dad join in..." she reaches out to him.
"Of course goody two shoes, daughter of mine!" He says morosely.
They all join in a group hug and then they all start kissing each other.
THE END