Disclaimer: Jack and the Xiaolin Warriors aren't mine. Though I goddamn wish Jack's fine little self was XD. Okay, you can stop staring at me funnily like that now.
AN: This is for ino-chanlove who had urged me to make another chapter, but since that was a one-shot I decided to do a follow up. And this is that piece of chaos.
Kimiko thrashed through the party. With heavy guitar pounding from the speakers, reverberating into the entire of Kimiko's body and the mass of dancing rock lovers. Through metalheads, emos, Goths, lolitas, and eventually a few punks, she eventually found her way to Jack Spicer.
"Kim? What're y'doing heeeere?" slurred a less than sober Jack. "You finally turn to…the Dark Side?" He snaked an arm around Kimiko's shoulder and laughed. "Nah. You're probably just here for the party. I don't blame you. My shits kick ass."
"Jack, stop pretending. You're drunk, and I'm a girl. 2 plus 2 does not equal fish."
"Touche," he sighed miserably. "I am a guy, and I will what I will. But alas, milady has doth rejected me."
Kim smirked, "Baka."
"Lay it off, Spicer," came a new voice from the background. "Idiot's my title. And I'd thought I'd come to reclaim it."
"Oh great. It's you," retorted Jack, "I'd never thought you'd be one to show up here of all places. And what? Is the entire gang here? I can't wait to see Omi with tats and thick eyeliner."
"Can't a Brazilian listen to his country's thrash metal too? And sorry to disappoint you, but the little dude's a bit naïve for your kind of party, Spicer. And Clay refused to wear the spikes. Besides, I just happen to live for the moment, for the awesomeness of life mankind always yearned to see," Rai snazzed back.
Jack pretended to yawn and raised his hand over his mouth. "Love the philanthropic speech, hon, but I've got to go. There's a lovely ebony haired emo back there begging to be shagged by someone who cares." And he swaggered off in drunken wanting.
After Jack was well out of earshot, Rai turned to whisper in his friend's ear. "So, Kim, when're we going to bag the wu?"
She slapped him. "Yo! What was that for?" cried the officially reddened Rai.
"Idiot, I'm seriously just here for the party!"
Sucky ending, but I figured, might as well get Rai the short end of the stick again. I'm so mean to him.