Greetings! It is me Dogsrule with my first ACTUAL Hetalia fanfic! –GASP- It's something that's not a letter story or a manual fic! Aw well! It's just an idea that had made its way into my brain somehow and refused to leave so here it is!

And I don't own Hetalia…which is probably a really really good thing for all the characters. ^_^;


"hahahaha, finally I'll be able to teach that blasted frog a lesson! If a spell won't work then maybe a potion will! I can't believe I didn't think of this before!" A very happy English-man proclaimed as he mixed his creation.

Just as he finished putting the potion in a clean bottle his cell phone started blasting the theme song from the movie Rocky. Arthur groaned but picked it up anyway. "Yes? What do you want Alfred?"

"Nothin' dude! Why do you always think that I want something when I call you?"

"…because you usually DO want something you bloody git!"

"Oh…well I was just wondering if we should bring anything to that really random stay all night party thing you suddenly decided to have at your place!"

Arthur face-palmed and then said, "And as I already told you before, everything is already being provided. And NO YOU CAN NOT HAVE MCDONALD'S!"

"WAAAH! YOU'RE SO MEAN IGGY!" Alfred cried into the phone. "But I'll see ya when I get there! And I'm bringing that new DDR machine that Kiku got me! I'm so gonna pwn you cause I'm the hero!"

"DAMMIT learn to speak properly! But yes. I'll see you when you arrive."

Then he hung up the phone and looked at the bottle filled with a pearly white liquid in his hand and then smirked. Yes, I'm sure this will be a party to remember…Hope you're ready for it frog.


UH-OH! Iggy's being evil! XD

And don't worry, Romano's gonna show up next chapter! I mean he IS one of the main characters in this. XD

And as finally note thingy reviews are love! So please review!