voldermorts muggle week ith him spoof of harry potter

i am doing a simlar story likes this called voldermort and the 100 day's he spent in big brother's little wizard sister's house lol :)

warning: extreme deathley hallow's spoiler's,and grammer and spelling mistakes well when writing at 12 at night thing's do get to be a bit uncomfortable.lol no one had died in this story yiphee well lily and james are still dead but you can't have evreything can yoy and when i say alive i mean sirius to manic fan girl screams lol

voldermort did'nt die he was just taking a nap after many physchyatrics meeting's and counciling,thearpy volderort had seen the slight error of his way's and had agreed to doing one week of visiting popular muggle shops and other random muggle mush.voldermort's words not mine :)he would be taking his beloved death eater's or the new version of there name the gummy bear's this is a form of bullying and made the death eater's cry themselves to sleep
remember do not try this at home,entering muggle soceity without being a chav was deathly and prehap's fatal.
harry and co look after voldermort now he is slightly loopy shall we say

i will just get on with the story phewwwwwww

a strange group of people walked down a narrow lane,they seemed to be holding hands they looked nervous,the leader was strapped to a wheel chair and was being pushed by a smart looking man with messy jet-black hair and a odd shaped lightning scar peeping out behind his haystack of hair.
his green eye's looked freindly and behind him stood his wife ginny weasley she smiled widely her red hair hair swaying side to side as she walked anlong with him,another ginger haired man was walking on her left hand side holding a bushy haired woman's hand.
they where otherwise known known as ronald weasley and hermione granger.the potter's realitives and best freind,
aren't you a brave little warrior you managed to go the whole morning with out spitting at the muggle children cooed ginny that's our boy said harry voldermort replied back in a varation of intelligble giggles the 'gummy bears' death eater's grimaced bellatrix lestrange had formed a new part trick twitching along as she walked,no doubt because she had to breath in muggle air.
they walked into peacocks yes the cheapie store,well the malfoy's where not as well of as before they had to get.
there robes in half price sales weeps
they walked into peacocks and as soon as they had walked in voldermort had started to search through pink frilly dresses in the female side 'oh i don't know voldie have you been a good boy'
voldie nodded insanely and gurgled 'okay then 'said hermione she picked up the pink dress and went to the till when she had arrived back voldie started to clap his hand's in excitement bellatrix sat down beside him'my lord this is not you,you do not wear pink frilly dresses and matching nicker's'
mr malfoy stood up'you wear black and green clothes like us and chant about how the real voldermort will soon return to our loving clutches'
now that's enough mr malfoy'said ginny in a snappy tone it's not fair i like pink'said tom riddle/voldermortwho knows tom might of liked pink
one never knows

they walked out of peacocks with happy little boy in a barbie wheelchair giggling along with them

the truth was just as dumbeldore had said all voldermort needed was one big hug

next chaphter will be much better and will take place in kylie and whsmith

plz reveiw you can be honest i know you want to