I do NOT own Evangelion or any of the characters or any other stuff that I out in this fic.

HOWEVER, I DO own the character 'Ryoshima' I created him in the summer of 2001 while I was very bored. I didn't copyright him or anything but he is my character. When Ryoshima does make an appearance, it is not me, the author. I MAY make appearances in this fic but under the name author.

By the way this is my first fic ever. Not just an NGE fic, my first fic. So please don't give me a hard time, plz. BTW I haven't seen the whole Eva series but have read a whole lot of fics about it, so I'm hoping that I have an understanding of this. Also this will not follow true to the Eva storyline; it will have some of the things, but not closely follow it.

WARNING: There will be serious action parts, and then it could switch over to complete nonsense and stay that way, or vice versa. You have been warned. I'll shut up now and let you read. ^_^

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Area 51

A dark room. (Creepy)

Scientist: Do you think this unit will be as effective as an Evangelion?

General: I am positive that it will, it has the fire power and maneuverability of an Eva.

Scientist: If an Eva could fly, that is.

General: The President has informed me that SEELE is building 9 Mass Production Evangelions, they have the ability to fly.

Scientist: (shocked) Why weren't we informed of this?

General: Up to this point that information was classified. That is where you got your data on how to build this thing, form the flight capabilities of the SEELE Evas. I still have no idea why the President suddenly gave clearance for this information to the personnel on this project.

Scientist: Hmmm, odd. Anyway our pilot is ready for take-off to Tokyo-3.

General: Perfect, do you think that our pilot will be a valuable ally to fighting the angels?

Scientist: He should, he has synch scores good enough and the flight skills.

General: Please file this bio on the 6th.

Scientist: Yes sir.

In a hangar on the airfield.

In the hangar sits a huge aircraft, colored black and red, on the side of it is the name 'F-

305E', around this aircraft are numerous Nerv personnel and an unknown boy in a plug

suit that is also colored black and red.

Pilot: So, no weapons equipped for the trip?

Tech: No sir, there will be no need until you get to Tokyo-3.

Pilot: (disappointed) Alright 'I was hoping to fly over my old school one the way there, hehehehe' *Gets into fighter*

Tech2: (Over Mic) Unit F-305 prepare to taxi to runway.

*Pilot enters entry plug*

Control tower: Perform checks. Flaps

Pilot: check

Control tower: Power source

Pilot: S2 engine running fine, err. check

Control tower: Cameras

Pilot: check.. Phasers?

Control tower: sorry sir, not this time.

Scientist: Ryoshima, stay focused!

Ryoshima: Yes, father.

Ryoshima's dad: Fill the plug with LCL!

Tech: Yes sir!

While the entry plug fills with LCL, 500 miles away and closing, 9 shadows appear in the night sky.

Ryoshima: Request permission to taxi to runway control.

Control tower: Permission granted

*starts to approach runway*

Radar guy: Sir, 9 objects on radar coming this way and fast.. reports of watch outposts being destroyed.

General: Get that Eva up in the air and on the double!

Control: Yes Sir!

Ryo's dad: Ryoshima, as soon as you get to the runway take off, don't wait for clearance

Ryoshima: Dad! Dad! What's going on?!

Ryo's dad: Just do it!

Ryoshima: Yes sir.

The 305 gets to the runway and takes off, Ryoshima is far away enough to look back and see Area 51 go up in a huge explosion, there is nothing left.

Ryoshima: father.

Meanwhile in Tokyo-3.

The sky is blue with white clouds there and here, birds are singing, children are playing, a red head is going all out ballistic on a brown haired boy.

Asuka: Baka-Shinji!!! Why isn't my breakfeast ready?!?

Shinji: umm..uhh..b-because you locked me in the closet after you accidentally walked in on me in the shower.

Asuka: Well, I wouldn't have lock you into the closet if you had just locked the stupid door!!!

Shinji: Gomen

Asuka: Stop saying your sorry!!

Shinji: Gomen

Asuka: ARGHH!! Great we are late for school! Thanks a lot!

Before Shinji could say sorry again Asuka grabbed his wrist and ran out of their apartment. All Misato could say just before she passed out from all the beer was, "Have a nice da-*wap*.

As Asuka was running on the way to school at break neck speed it was very odd to see

what was following her, cars, buses, people, signs, etc. (If you have seen the Matrix:

Reloaded when Neo is flying really fast and he has all that crud following him because

he is going so fast) They finally reach school and Asuka suddenly stops sending all the

debris flying towards a truck with the NERV logo on it. Coincidentally, Gendo Ikari

was driving to work that day in his nice black truck with a big NERV logo painted on the

hood and sides of it. When rounded the corner he saw this huge wall of stuff flying

towards him, all he could say was, "Oh my G-" before his new truck got smashed to tiny

bits, but for some reason Gendo survived. (A/N I need him for other comedy induced scenes)

Shinji: (disappointed) So close, that just ruins my morning.

In School.

Teacher: Today I will be giving a lecture about Second Impact

Class: *groans*

Random kid: And this would be different from any day because??

Teacher: I will be wearing a salmon suit

Class: O_O

Teacher: *Puts on salmon suit* Ok, lets begin. It all started in the year. blah blah blah.

Meanwhile in a chat room. in the class.

H4ck3r: Shin-man, I hacked into Nerv's files and found out that there is a new Eva arriving today! (A/N for those of you that don't know H4ck3r is 'Hacker' in leet or 1337 language. It's a language that online gamers like to use)

Shin-01: No one ever tells us anything about arrivals, or at least no one tells me.

H4ck3r: . anyway, what do you think about it Toji?

Jock: I want to see it and meet its new pilot, I just hope he/she isn't like the demon.

H4ck3r: Yea

Shin-01: .

Class Rep. has entered the room

Class Rep.: Hi guys

Shin-01: Hi

H4ck3r: Hi

Jock: Hi

Class Rep.: What are you boys talking about?

H4ck3r: A new Eva is arriving today

Class Rep.: That's cool

Jock: Yea, and so are you

Jock: Did I just type that?

Shin-01: Yep *snickers*

H4ck3r: lol

Red Fury has entered the room

Jock: crap

Red Fury: yes you are

Shin-01: slammed

H4ck3r: haha

Jock: .

Class Rep.: That wasn't very nice

Shin-01: I'm gonna quit out, it's almost lunch time

As Shinji quit he decided he had enough time to check his e-mail:

Shin-01@Nerv.org inbox:

Nerv Synch test

Nerv Synch test

Nerv Synch test

Nerv Company picnic

Asuka You're an idiot

Teacher Homework

Nerv Synch test

Misato Urgent

"Hello?" Shinji thought.

He opened it,

Shin-chan,

Meet me out front of the school, there is a new Eva and Pilot arriving today, I will take you, Asuka, and Rei to the Airport to meet him.

Love,

Misato

P.S. You don't need to tell Asuka and Rei, I already sent them messages as well.

Shinji: Great, I was just thinking about risking my life in a car driven by a maniac

After school came to fast for Asuka and Shinji with them knowing how Misato drove, Rei didn't know since she never rode with Misato.

Shinji and Asuka together: I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die.

Rei was emotionless as usual.

That's it for this chapter. Stay tuned for the next one! Will the children survive the car trip, will Rei act the same after this car trip, will I stop asking questions and let you read another story? No, I will just let you review. Of course the children survive though, I couldn't have a story if they died could I? R&R PLZ!!!!