One day Raoul was thinking when he got a knock on his door. It was the Phantom, who came by with milk and cookies. "I am very sorry for dropping a chandelier on people. It was very mean," he said with a regretful sigh.

But Raoul could only focus on the warm smell of the chocolate chip cookies and the creaminess of the Phantom's milk. "I love the smell of your cookies," Raoul ejaculated.

The Phantom smiled. "Thank you, it's low in fat so you can eat all you like!" he replied with a wink.

"Well I'd REALLY like to eat your cookies," said Raoul.

"But remember to drink some milk in-between or your throat will go too dry," the Phantom explained. "I know from experience."

"Yes, I like your milk in my throat," Raoul commented. "Why don't you step inside and we can eat them together? Now that Christine married La Carlotta."

MEANWHILE

"Oh Christine, these buns are delicious!" La Carlotta screamed.

"Thanks, they're homemade," Christine said with a look of love. "I'm good at baking because that's all I'm even good for." Christine was very modest about her buns, even though they were wonderful.

"Christine, baby, don't say that," La Carlotta cooed. "I think that you're good for plenty of things...but especially this!" She took a large bite out of one of Christine's buns.

But Christine didn't like it when La Carlotta bit her buns. "La Carlotta! You are too rough with my buns." She frowned. "We are getting a divorce. Raoul always treated my buns with care." So they got a divorce and she went to Raoul's house.

Christine knocked on the door. "Oh no, hide the cookies!" Raoul commanded to the Phantom. The Phantom liked it when Raoul gave him commands.

"Call me Erik, Raoul." Raoul was excited that he could call the Phantom by his name. Raoul liked calling the Phantom's name.

The Phantom decided to answer the door. Christine was standing there, with a loving expression on her face.

"Oh Erik, I brought Raoul some buns. Would you like to taste them? They have a special filling."

Her buns were slick with butter and had creamy filling inside. Raoul and the Phantom enjoyed licking it off. "Christine, thank you for letting us lick your buns."

"My pleasure," Christine moaned.

But then La Carlotta showed up, exasperated. "I finally came!" she cried out. "Christine, I still love you!"

Raoul placed a firm grip on one of Christine's buns. "THEY'RE MINE!" he screamed in ecstasy as he took a long lick. They were soooo delicious.

Then they all went to the bedroom to eat Christine's homemade tuna.

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