I have no idea why I'm writing this really. But I just feel as if I need to get some of my frustrations out. If you have any suggestions, or just want to scream at me, go ahead and leave it in a review. I of course realize there's a good chance this has been done before.

The Fact There's A Hundred Stories About The Cullen's Reading Twilight

Seriously. Why? What need is there for this anymore?

I admit, there was a definite element of originality points that need to be awarded to the first person who thought of this, but did five hundred other teenage girls have to decide to do the exact same thing?

I've read the first two or so chapters of like, three of these. They all start out basically the same. One of the Cullen's, usually Alice because is just the sort of person who would pull some shit like that, finds the Twilight novels and forces the entire family to sit and read them together.

Now, I actually hate the original Twilight series, though I admire the endless amount of fan content that can be spun out of it. I, however, do not want to read all four books again. If I wanted to do that, I could go to the library or (blushes with shame) my bookshelf.

Also, I do believe there's an element of plagiarism that goes into the fact many actually type out every single sentence of the books in italics.

Seriously. Every. Single. Word.

I hate it.

It's ridiculous.

Now, I get that some of you might say, "Then don't read it!"

However, even though I don't bother to click on them, I can't help but notice one or two new ones every time I first click on that pretty blue link leading to the Twilight Fanfiction section. It actually produces a rage within me. Or, a slight irritation before I do what I usually do, which is set up my filters.

My final gripe with these stories have to be the fact that they just aren't all that cute to me.

Edward can read minds. He has everyone's thoughts in his head at all times. He wouldn't be able to be my friend because of the weird ass thoughts that flow through my head, but I digress.

No one can read Bella's mind, and that's good because of all of the embarrassingly stupid shit that goes through her mind. However, these stories are about how all of them decide to rifle through these thoughts.

Carlisle and Esme are like parents to her and Edward. Why would they want to hear about Bella's thwarted attempts for sex?

Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, and Jasper are like siblings to her. Yet, in the books she makes references to how bitchy she thinks Rose is, how stupid Emmett is, how pixie-on-crack like Alice is, and how Jasper can be a creep. Which could crush them.

Plus, in many stories her daughter is around hearing about how her mother once humped her boyfriend. And how she broke her spine and nearly killed her.

To top it all of, these are canon vampires, meaning that they have perfect memories. They will never forget any of this. They will always remember every single thing.

So in a nutshell, I hate how there are five million of these stories, how it's potential plagiarism, and how unethical it is.

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