Randomness inspired by a english assessment one of my friends did.
One day I woke up to find a clock glued to my face. The hands were pointed to seven o'clock, which meant I should get up.
I jumped out of bed, drank my cereal, ate my guinea pig, and washed it all down with a sprinkle of fairy dust.
As i got dressed I noticed a large tattoo on my lower...thingy. The tattoo said the word , and spiralled all around...it.
I got in the car and as my Dad drove me to school I noticed that the bus stop was full up, but no-one was there. How curious, I thought.
"Hey Dad," I said, "Because I'm a strong, bold, brave boy in school clothes, could I be a superhero?"
"What?" My Dad frowned in confusion, he was doing the crossword while talking on the phone in a meeting eating fish again, and he never listens.
As I got into school hardly any of my friends were there, and the one who were felt ill at lunchtime, and went home. Soon I was by myself at school with a teacher whose name I can't remember, it may have been Bob, and another teacher called Marioso Kellarama Paroshia Neveramacavabanamakal Scugg. He/she was funny, they kept throwing pancakes up in the air and getting them stuck to the wall, but then one time they threw a plate up instead and Bob? Glared and all the pancakes and the plate and the teacher disappeared.
This made me sad, so I opened my lunchbox but to my utter dismaaaaaay, it was empty, so I ate Bob? Instead.
Then I was alone, so I used the phone to call Dad, and he picked me up from school.
That was a fun day.
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