Stuff that Annoys Harry Potter Characters
By: Sarcasm Girl



A/N: I wrote this while listening to the HP soundtrack.. I hated the movie, but the music is quite good. I hope that ya'll enjoy this. And now, the Harry Potter characters will tell you what annoys them most.


Me: Hello! And welcome to the first ever episode of Stuff That Annoys Harry Potter Characters. Our character today is Ronald Weasly, although he insists we call him Patsy. Let's not. OK.......He seems to be ready.

Ron: What do you want?

Me: No welcome?

Ron: Fine! HI!!!!!!!!!

Me: ok...So let's talk about you.

Ron: Finally! No body ever talks about me! This has got to be the first time.

Me: What did that "Patsy" request mean?

Ron: Oh!! That was just a dare from Famous Potter.

Me: Is that what you call him?

Ron: You know how I got mad at him?

Me: Yes....

Ron: Well, I never got over it.

Me: You know that he's backstage? Right?

Ron: Yeah....

Me: You know that he can hear you.

Ron: Oopps!

Me: The cat is out of the bag.

Ron: Was that a threat?

Me: Let me ask the director.

Ron: How long's that gonna take?

Me: Depends.... There might be a lot of paperwork.

Ron: FINE! It wasn't a threat.

Me: Ok then.

Ron: Carry on.

Me: Dancing???

Ron: No! Dumb butt!

Me: If you don't want me to dance. I won't.

Ron: So.....Why did you want me to come here?

Me: All of us want to ask you this question: What annoys you the most?

Ron: That.

Me: What?

Ron: That's what annoys me the most.

Me: But WHAT?

Ron: That. Don't you get it?

Me: No, I don't get what annoys you the most?

Ron: That!

Me: What? Me? The lamp? The cameras? Yourself?

Ron: No more questions! I hate them..........They annoy me so much! Now, please, can I go?

Me: Ok then. Thank you and goodbye!
So..........That concludes the first ever episode of Stuff That Annoys Harry Potter Characters. I hope you gained more knowledge of the enigma that is Ronald "Patsy" Weasly.

*That weird news music plays somewhere in the background*


A/N: Strange......well this concludes my first ever fanfic on my new laptop. Thank you and goodbye.