legolas sat at the bar drinking his wiskee... he qas sad n stuff cause his sex friend larry tomlinson - the fused form of two 1D stars- had left him for the uber sexy severus snape and voluptuous dumbeldore for a smexy 3sum. a single tear slipped down legolases perfectly sculpted face... when suddenly luigi appeared. legolas gasped,,,, luigi was the most breathtaking man he had ever seen - more hawt than both the members of blood on the dance floor combined! luigi smiled all manly like at legolases shimmering blu eyes. 'hey doll a face like urs should b smiling' he said, his luscious mustache blowing in the gentle breeze frum the ceiling fan..,. "no" sed legolas "everything is fine... now that ur here" the words made luigis ding dong tingle. legolas was just so,,,,, sensual. luigi couldnt describe it. he had never felt this wway b4. "baby" said luigi "i cant handle it anymoar. ur 2 hot. wud u do me the honor of coming bak 2 my place?" luigi was almost shacing with antysipashun. legolases lips were so attraktiv. he wanted him,,,,,,, "no" sed legolas. luigi was shoked! how could he say no to him? as he spoke again ir al bcame cleer... "i cant wait amy longer. i want u rite now. meet me in da bathrooms. bring ur goomba" he sed with a wink.
soon the two wer in a tiny bathroom stall. luigi had to stand on tipto 2 reach legolases mouth but that was ok bcause the feeling of luigis veluptuous mustache on his skin turned legolas on so much... "oh luigi!" he cryed "stick ur big fat mushroom in me right now!"