Missing Dick
A/N: hey there! Just wanted to say i don't own any of these characters, and that this was made during a very boring math class moment along with my friend / partner in crime in making this story also mature content because… well you were warned.
Batcave 12:34 AM
Batman: WE"RE DICKLESS!
Wonder Woman: What?
Batman: DICK IS GONE!
Wonder Woman: Which one?
Batman: MY SON!
Wonder Woman: Oh well then i don't really care.
Batman: AND MY DICK TOO!
Wonder Woman: OH NO! WHAT DO WE DO?!
Nightwing: *Randomly walks in* Hey, guys!
Batman: There's one, BUT WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE?!
Nightwing: There's what, and what other one, what are we talking about as a matter a fact?
Wonder Woman: DICK'S MISSING!
Nightwing: No I'm not
Wonder Woman: NOT THAT ONE!
Nightwing: *Looks down* No it's not
Wonder Woman: NOT YOURS BATMAN'S!
Nightwing: #Scarred4life
Hall Of Justice 1:54 AM
Wonder Woman: Okay Justice Leaguers, we have a big, no a huge problem!
All: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?!
Wonder Woman: DICK IS MISSING!
Cyborg: Um… no? He's right there *points at Nightwing who by the way is still pale*
Wonder Woman: NOOOOOOO BATMAN'S DICK IS MISSING
Superman: Uhh mine's gone too *turns red*
Flash: Mine's missing too
Wonder Woman: OH NO ALL OF THE DICKS ARE MISSING
Cyborg: I don't have one.
Martian ManHunter: I don't know If I have one.
And the dicks were never seen again and Wonder Woman left Batman due to his dicklessness, the only person who's Dick was missing tho was dick because…. He's Dick also J'onn and Victor went for some pizza after having a very interesting conversation.