A Christmas present for my friend who is equally (if not even more) addicted to MH as me. because I love you. and y'know, I was bored XD oh yes.
Disclaimer: I don't own Marble Hornets or have them shoved in the back of my closet. I doubt they would all fit anyways.
Alex sat in the passenger seat of the car, listening to Masky bicker with hoodie in the back while they awaited their driver. He was getting a headache.
"Guys," he calmly stated. "shut up."
"But Masky keeps petting the back of the driver's chair! It's creeping me out!" Hoodie protested.
"I like the way the fabric looks different depending on which way you pet it." Masky said.
Alex stared. "What?" his voice was rising from his growing headache.
"They always do this Alex. Always." Jessica chided from between them. "You won't be able to get them to stop…"
"That's right!" Hoodie called.
"No! I won't let you!" Masky's voice was getting louder as well, grapling with hoodie to contiune stroking the seat.
Jessica began to yelling that Hoodie should just chill out in a voice that sounded thoroughly amused. Alex was getting impatient.
"Guys! Seriously! Are you five? You're giving me a headache!" he strained his voice to be heard over the ruckus.
Jessica made he voice slightly deeper and began making noise for the sake of making noise. "Guwah! Guuuuys! Making noise and giving Alex a headache! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhaaaaaaaa aa! Hope Slendy and Jay don't catch usssss!"
Masky and Hoodie caught on and followed suit, soon spouting nothing but unintelligible nonsense they knew would drive Alex insane.
"Haaaaaaaaahhhhhhhooooooooooo oofffffff! Noo ho, ho, ho!"
Conceding defeat, Alex turned to face the front again, and smiled when he saw a tall, thin figure making its way towards the car. As it opened the driver's side door, all the noise stopped.
"What's going on in here?" Slenderman asked.
"What took you so long?" Jessica countered.
Alex pinched the bridge of his nose "Let's just get going. The sooner we get there the sooner I get out of this car and away from these weirdoes"
Slender looked around at the car's passengers. They were all, except Alex, smiling somewhat stupidly. "Alright…" he breathed as he started the car, wondering just what his minions got up to when he wasn't around.
A/N This is what my family does when we go anywhere farther than my aunt's house all together. my brother and I end up hollering random gibberish just for the heck of it. my little sister gets into a row with my little brother over something trivial while we all wait for my dad to acctually get in the car. no on has any idea what he does while we wait. it is one of the many mysteries of life.
I don't even know anymore...because I've been up since 7:45 and stayed up 'till 3. less than 5 hours of sleep does crazy things to ya.
anyways, Happy holidays!