Title: 30 Sentences: Baroque Works
A/N: Mostly it's just the Mr 0 pair, but oh well. What's done is done.
1. Lust
They could see lust in each other's eyes – no matter how important Operation Utopia was, it can always wait until tomorrow.
2. Determination
The reason Mr 0 paired his agents with a partner of different gender was to see if any of them can play this game of determination successfully.
3. Classic
Mr 2's ballet was a classic combination of hair leg and mascara – that black and dark.
4. Rain
Mr 0 never liked the rain, Miss All Sunday had to make sure it was dry and rainless wherever the boss went.
5. Baths
To take or not take, is a hard decision for Mr 0 – on one hand he enjoyed being clean, but on one hook, he felt weak.
6. Son
Mr 4 was surprised to find that Miss Merry Christmas treated Lasso like a son of her own.
7. Birthday
Nobody remembered Mr 1's birthday – who would? – it was on the first day of each year, everybody's busy during new year season.
8. Smoke
Smoking has always been a habit of Miss Double Finger, but she kept a low profile.
9. Caffeine
By the time Miss All Sunday realized she was addicted to a certain man, caffeine was no longer a daily need.
10. Chessmates
It was hard for Mr 2 to find a chessmate, but he was alright with it, since he never played chess.
11. King
Once Operation Utopia successes, Mr 0 will be the king of Alabasta – too bad Miss All Sunday never intended to be his queen.
12. Shy
Miss Goldenweek enjoyed seeing Mr 3 being shy – with her colours, of course.
13. Copper
The boss would always lick the victim's blood off his hook to fulfill his bloodlust - he liked the coppery taste in his mouth.
14. Hatred
She had never thought it as a kind of love when he stabbed her with his hook.
15. Purple
Miss All Sunday remembered the first time she bought Mr 0 a birthday gift – seems like he preferred purple hair dye over orange ones.
16. Beach
Mr 0 would always win when playing hide-and-seek at the beach.
17. Marriage
Mr 9 lost the engagement ring Miss Monday gave him a few weeks ago – now he has to be careful not to fall under her supernatural strength.
18. Careless
Mr 4 hated it when he spilled water on the table – by the time he returned with the tablecloth, the water was long gone.
19. Family
Mr 2 has always considered Baroque Works as a huge family – a huge family with queer parents.
20. Sin
Weakness is a sin – but being in a bed with Miss All Sunday was an exception.
21. Toy
He preferred to call her something to release his anger on – but she knew better.
22. Sundays
Miss Double Finger enjoyed spending her Sundays with Mr 1, especially times when he would accidentally spill some beans on his ambitions.
23. Apologize
When Mr 5 accidentally throws a box of Miss Valentine's chocolates away, apologizing just wouldn't do.
24. Former
Mr 4 remembered how his last pet died – he was careful not to forget Lasso's feeding time.
25. Jellybeans
Who would have thought that the intimidating boss of a secret crime organization was fond of desserts.
26. Hunger
Miss Goldenweek was never really hungry, she just enjoys picnics with Mr 3.
27. Revolting
Mr 5's attacks were just revolting to Miss Valentine – couldn't he throw some other part of his body?
28. Habit
During all those days spent together, Mr 9 has grown to notice that Miss Wednesday has a habit of muttering something about a dying country.
29. Art
The first time Miss All Sunday heard about Baroque Works, she honestly thought that the boss was one for baroque art.
30. Weakness
The millions and billions were utterly weak – but he needed minions.