Warning: I plan on putting in a few relationships that go against some of the logic of the series. Such as Mitsuuru having dated another character. Also this will contain some Yuri and Yaoi, if I can work out the details.

I OWN NOTHING FROM THIS SERIES!

to Meet You

I sat in class like I did normally when suddenly I felt a tug at my ponytail. When I turn I saw Haruki playing with my hair.

"Will you please stop!"

"…"

"Do you know how long I have to work to get my hair to look like this?"

"I don't know, ten minutes."

"No, it took me thirty minutes just for you to mess it up."

"That reminds me, do you still need help in math?"

I paused and looked at Haruki for a second. Now that I think about it, I do need help in math.

"Yes."

"How about I come over and help you after club."

"Fine, but you better try harder this time."

"Yeah Yeah."

Mitsuuru ran up with a freaked out look on his face.

"What's wrong Mitsuuru?"

"My older sister is here! Help me!"

"What's wrong with your sister?"

Just as I finished asking the door to the room blew open and there stood a girl a little shorter then Mitsuuru. Her long grey hair flapped as she walked towards us. Behind her ran another girl with brown hair in a ponytail that reached the floor; who carried a pile of books in both hands and her breasts bounced as she walked.

"Mitsuuru, why did you run away?"

Her voice filled the whole room with fear. And the girl behind her looked calm with no signs of helping this girl yell at Mitsuuru.

"I wanted you to meet my friends. That's why I ran over here."

Mitsuuru's voice was full of fear and he looked at us for help.

"Mitsuuru don't try to lie to me. I can tell when you're lying to me!"

Again the room was full of fear and all the students ran out the door. A teacher walked up with a scared look on his face.

"What is your name Miss?"

Mitsuuru's sister looked at the teacher with the evil eye.

"My name is Fia Asahina. I am Mitsuuru's older sister. Why do you ask?"

The teacher stepped back a few steps.

"I will call your parents and ask for them to keep you at home; and not scare all of my students away."

Fia gave a sharp look to the teacher before signaling the girl behind her. Who started to write down something in the books she held so close to her chest.

"Sir, please leave the room for a few minutes."

Everyone looked at the girl with the pile of books pressed to her chest.

"Why should I?"

"Sir, do I have to ask again, while you can still walk."

The teacher looked at this girl and then left without any further argument. Fia looked at Mitsuuru with an angry look.

"I was sent all the way from America to watch over you for a few days, and also have this girl following me around 24-7; and you can't even tell me how you have been doing without running away."

The girl behind Fia looked around the room with the same calm look as before. She leaned over and whispered something in Fia's ear before running out the door. Fia gave Mitsuuru a sharp look and then ran after the girl.

"Mitsuuru, why is your older sister so mad?"

Mitsuuru turned to Haruki and tears formed I his eyes.

"My sister is so scary. She's mad because she was studying abroad and was forced to come look after me."

Tears flowed down Mitsuuru's checks and he hugged me while crying.

"What is with that girl following her around?"

Mitsuuru looked up and wiped tears off his face before standing up again.

"That little girl is Kuro K. Suzumiya. She was sent to make sure that my sister doesn't do anything crazy like last time I…"

Mitsuuru's voice faded away before finishing. Haruki looked out the window.

"Hey, look at that!"

I looked out the window to see the baseball team yelling at Kuro. One of the members swung a bat at her. Before I knew it Kuro was holding a broken bat while the member that tried to hit her rolled on the floor in pain. The long brown hair blew in the window and she seemed to be saying something to the baseball player, who was screaming in pain.

"What just happened?"

Mitsuuru screamed after Kuro looked at him with a calm look.

"Mitsuuru what's wrong?"

Mitsuuru looked at me grabbed me. He hugging me till it was hard to breath.

"Mit…suu…ru stop… it."

"Mitsuuru stop it Kyonko can't breath!"

Haruki pried Mitsuuru off of me. I took a bunch of deep breaths. The bell rang symbolizing the end of school. Haruki picked me up princess style and ran as fast as he could to the clubroom.

"I can walk myself you know!"

"This is more fun for you and me, right?"

I stopped at that because he was correct. We reached the clubroom and he put me down and opened the door. He pushed me in and closed the door.

"You should put on your maid costume."

Haruki said through the door. I started to take off my cloths when I heard Haruki talking to Yuuki.

"Yes, Kyonko is changing in there."

"Okay."

Yuuki's bland voice made me think about Kuro and her voice being a little livelier than his. They were actually very similar with their emotionless faces and same super strength and speed; but were hey both aliens? I finished putting on my maid outfit and unlocked the door. Haruki walked in and sat down at the desktop and started to play on our website. Yuuki sat down in his chair in the corner and started to read. I needed to know what Yuuki knows about that girl.

"Hey, Yuuki what do you think of that girl, Kuro?"

Yuuki eye's stopped scanning the page and he stared at me.

"She is a human!"

He didn't have to be so blunt with it.

"What about Mitsuuru's sister Fia? Is anything odd about her?"

Yuuki looked down at his book and sat in silence. Itsuko walked in with a smug smile on her face. Sometimes it makes me want to punch her.

"Guess what I saw?"

Haruki looked at her and stared at her before getting up. He started to dig around on the cloths rack.

"A girl with brown hair in a ponytail that reaches the ground taking down a baseball player with her bare hand? Or a grey haired girl yelling at Mitsuuru, with a voice that makes even teachers run in fear?"

Itsuko looked at Haruki with an odd look on her face.

"No a girl with brown hair in a ponytail that reaches the ground in a sexy bunny costume. When did that other stuff happen?"

I looked at Haruki just as he pulled out a cat costume and put it on the table. He looked at me and smiled. I have a bad feeling about this.

"Itsuko help Kyonko change into this cat outfit."

I knew he was going to do this. Itsuko got up and tried to grab me, but just before she got me the door burst open. Kuro stood on the other side in a bunny outfit that was only a bra and short-shorts. She walked towards Itsuko.

"I have been informed that this is where the SOS Dan is, is this true?"

Everyone looked at this girl, her breasts bounced as she walked into the room.

"Yes, this is where the SOS Dan is held. Why are you here?"

Haruki finished and looked at Kuro with her bunny ears and abdominals showing. She was in great shape and seemed to be slightly angrier than before.

"Do you know where Mitsuuru is right now?"

Everyone looked at each other and Kuro got even angrier.

"Don't tell me you left him by himself."

"…"

"Well I have to go fix this."

Kuro ran out the door; as soon as she was gone we heard a scream from the hall. We all ran out into the hall to see Fia and Mitsuuru on the ground and Kuro being lifted in the air by a black haired man.

"You fool. How were you so stupid as to let this little girl protect you."

Kuro kicked the man and landed on the ground with the scariest look on her face. The man looked at her in her bunny outfit. She stood up and her hair seemed to be changing colors.

"As the one in charge of protect the Asahina siblings, I will do anything to complete my job!"

The man looked at Kuro with no fear and only returned a smile.

"What is your name little girl? I would like to know who I'm going to kill."

"My name is Kuro K. Suzumiya."

The man stopped smiling and looked so scared. Kuro walked towards him and started to reach into the pocket of her bunny outfit. She looked so cute though; it was kind of funny to watch people be scared to death by a girl in a bunny outfit.

"Stay away from me."

Kuro kept walking towards the man. She pulled out a cell phone and pressed it to her ear.

"Hello…okay…but he…fine…, bye."

Kuro put her phone away and took off her bunny ears.

"That was my boss. You can go home…"

"…"

"Go before I change my mind."

The man ran away down the hall. Kuro helped Mitsuuru to his feet and then helped Fia to her feet as well. Kuro turned to Haruki and gave him a sad face.

"Can I please join your club?"

Haruki looked at me and smiled. I have another bad feeling. My stomach hurts now.

"You can join."

Kuro's face light up with joy, it was like seeing Christmas lights up again.

"But, your first job is to help Kyonko change into that cat outfit on the table. Call me back in when you finish."

I turn to run, but Kuro had grabbed me before I even took a step. Man was she fast, maybe even faster than Haruki. Kuro pulled me into the clubroom and locked the door behind here.

"You can change by yourself right?"

"…"

"Do you want me to make tea?"

"…"

"Okay, can you tell me where I can buy hair dye?"

Kuro looked at me with a smile. I started to change my outfit and a watched as Kuro played with her long brown hair.

"Hey"

"Yes?"

"Is that your natural hair color?"

"…"

Kuro looked at the ground and I saw her bite her lip.

"It's a pretty color on you. So don't get angry about."

"…"

I finished changing and Kuro. She stood up and opened the door to let the others in. Mitsuuru looked lost with tea being made by someone other than him. Haruki looked at the clock on the wall before grabbing his camera. He started to take pictures of me.

"No pictures Haruki. Haruki!"

I sqeuled like a little girl as Haruki snapped pictures of me in this outfit. Kuro looked at me and smiled as she handed me a cup of tea.

"That wasn't that bad was it?"

"…"

"Don't give me that look."

Haruki frowned as he looked at me. I realized that I was scowling at him. I looked around for help and Kuro came to my aid.

"Well, you did force her to wear that outfit."

Haruki looked at Kuro before smiling.

"Then why are you wearing that outfit?"

Kuro frowned and bit her lower lip.

"I was told to wear this by my boss's boss."

"So, why do you still wear it, if you hate it so much?"

Mitsuuru walked over and stood in front of Kuro; for some reason he seemed to be angry.

"Kuro can't remove this outfit, till she gets told by her superior that she can change outfits. So, Haruki shut your mouth before you get hurt."

Everyone stared at Mitsuuru; and Kuro put her hand on his shoulder.

"Mitsuuru that's enough. You should go for a walk with me for a minute."

I looked around as they left and noticed Yuuki watching Kuro with an intense look. He seemed to have broken his stone-face and was looking at her with an interested look.

"What do you think their relationship is?"

We all looked at Itsuko and thought the same question.

"Let's try to find out."

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I would like to know if it is crap or not.