This is "Fairly Short View", about a kid who has nothing to do until she turns on "Fairly OddParents" and decides she's gonna stay in front of that TV until she sees fit to return to reality! U8)
Based on "Longview", and rated PG for one little swear in the middle.
I sit around and watch the tube
But nothing's on
I change the channels for an hour or two
Hey, I just found my favorite show!
I'm stayin' here, and that's all I know
Here in this house with unlocked doors
And I'm freakin' crazy. . . .
Bite my lip and fix my eyes
Take me to Cosmic paradise!
No train of thought
I've lost my mind
And I can't find it. . . .
Don't try to peel me off the couch
And get me movin'
You sure as hell can't do it by yourself
Hey, I don't feel like comin' back
Don't want to go and get back on track
Make sure all my homework's done --
Oo! I found a nickel. . . .
Bite my lip and fix my eyes
Take me to Cosmic paradise!
No train of thought
I've lost my mind
And I can't find it. . . .
I've got no common sense
Where is my common sense?
No time for common sense --
I've got Fairly Odd Parents!!!!
Four hours have passed, going on five
That's fine with me
Call me demented, call me what you will
My brother says to get a clue
But that's not what I'm gonna do
He's told me fifty thousand times
But I'm freakin' crazy
Bite my lip and fix my eyes
Take me to Cosmic paradise!
No train of thought
I've lost my mind
Tuned out my family's good advice
Bite my lip and fix my eyes
Oh, trippin' through Cosmo's paradise!
Some say quit
Or I'll lose my mind
But I don't care. . . .