Hi people, Poison here, and I just want to say thank you for starting to read this fic. First chapters of reaction fics are always the worst, so I tried really hard on this. I hope you enjoy the first chapter of "RWBY and Buds watch the Multiverse" - Poison

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CHAPTER ONE

They did not expect to wake up in a movie theatre.

Team RWBY had varying degrees of success in keeping calm. Ruby was still kind of out of it, so she had no real meaningful reaction beyond rubbing her eyes. Yang was freaking out because she was in the middle of trashing Junior's club for the third time when she was thrown here. Weiss just looked personally offended that she was seemingly kidnapped and thrown into a, admittedly, nice movie theatre. Blake was calm on the outside, but internally she was freaking out worse than Yang. She was reading one of her books and was getting to the 'good' part. She really did not want to be interrupted."Yang," says Ruby sleepily, not really understanding the full situation. All she saw were nice seats and red curtains "where are we?"

Yang replied with "Ruby, for once I am going to be completely straight with you, I have no fucking idea."

Suddenly, Ruby's eyes seemed to snap to attention "SWEAR!" she yelled and she finally took in her full surroundings. It was an elegant theatre with red carpeting, comfy chairs, and a very large screen. The main colors seemed to be red and black, but there was also a healthy amount of gold in the decor. All in all, it seemed like a very high-end theatre, even Weiss thought as much.

"So, which of you idiots caused this?" Weiss fumed, obviously pretty pissed at the whole situation.

Everyone looks to Ruby. Ruby notices this and begins to sweat and chuckle nervously. "W-what guys?"

"Shut up you dolt, you know exactly what, I don't know how, but you got us into this mess, now you get us out!" screeched Weiss.

"Please calm down miss Schnee, I highly doubt that this is miss Rose's fault." said a familiar voice from the back says.

Team RWBY turns around, and in the back of the room, they see Ozpin standing with general Ironwood and Professor Goodwitch, along with team JNPR. Ozpin stand's smiling with his trademark coffee cup in tow. Goodwitch looks like Wiess did when she first got here, and Ironwood looks very similar, except more cold than angry. Jaune looks confused, Pyrrha looks pretty ticked off that this interrupted her training, and Nora is in Ren's arms with a happy expression for reasons only the two of them will know.

"Headmaster?" Blake asks "why are we all here?" She had been silently taking everything in until now, but she is about ready to crack.

Nora interjects herself into the conversation "Maybe we were kidnapped by a bad fan-fiction writer because we are a part of an overarching story that has yet to be completed. Or possibly he needs to get a feel for writing before he tackles the project he has set-up on his profile. Probably a healthy mixture of both."

No one except Ren could really find words at that moment "She tried to modify her weapon to include a pancake launcher, but she just ate all the pancakes instead. Her body has 25% more sugar in it now."

Ironwood and Ozpin had a conversation with just looks and glares while this was

happening, something along the lines of 'we are trusting the future with them?' With Ozpin replying with a 'yes.'

Ozpin decided that now would be a good time to say something "Children, I have

Absolutely no idea why we are here or who brought us, but as long as you stay calm, we should be fine." In reality, he was trying to bait whoever or whatever brought them here.

"Well, congratulations Ozpin!" Boomed a powerful yet slightly playful voice in one of the front seats. "you have successfully baited me into introducing myself slightly earlier than intended."The origin of the voice stood up, and the group in the back could make out his features. He was around five feet seven inches, he was skinny but slightly muscular. He had blonde hair that combed over except for one part, which came up and then down again slightly over his eye. His eyes were striking, they were both yellow, and they seemed to pierce through everyone in the room. He was wearing a white suit with a black tie, and he also wore white dress pants. The final thing worth mentioning was that he wore a white jacket that was slightly too big for him but only had one arm through. (Authors note: Just Imagine the Major from Hellsing Ultimate, but skinny. And kind of a dick. Oh, he can aim too.)

"Hello, my friends, my name is… well, you can just call me the Major. Welcome to my precious theatre. If you could wait just a moment, some more of your acquaintances should be arriving shortly." Said the self-proclaimed Major, seemingly oblivious on how the rest of the people in the room were looking at him."You really just expect us to just take this lying down?" Said Yang in disbelief "You kidnapped us all, how you did that is beyond me, and now you call yourself the Major and tell us to wait for people who we know, but you won't tell us who?"

"Ehh, I don't like the word kidnapped, I prefer 'Taken to a fun new place by a new friend.' Yeah, I like that a lot more. Well, actually, that makes me sound like a pedophile..." the Major mused as he waved her off.

"You are insane," says Ironwood " why even bring us to a movie theatre of all places? You had the power to kidnap all of us, and we were taken to see movies?"

While that was happening, the group heard what sounded like someone yelling. Then, two people fell from what seemed like the ceiling. The both landed flat on their asses. One had a very particular choice in hair colors and was carrying a parasol. The other wore a bowler hat and was smoking a cigar.

"Goddamnit Neo, next time, I'm choosing what we do for 'sibling bonding.' Said the familiar voice of a certain dust thief "Look what you got us into, you got us stuck in this movie theatre with all these pe-..." he looks around as he suddenly stops mid-sentence, probably to marvel how screwed he was at that moment. His entire situation could be summarized by one simple word. "...Fuck."

Yang, Weiss, and Blake all rushed the criminal. The Major thought at that moment that maybe he should step in.

He then stood in front of Torchwick facing away from him, towards the group. He did some quick hand gestures and a barrier of pure magic was erected in front of him. When Blake hit it, it felt like she ran into a brick wall, she reared back in pain. The other two following her stopped abruptly. They were confused, didn't they have an aura? They checked and they found that they did not, in fact, have any aura left.

"Please do not harm my guests, after all, I specifically brought Roman for one person and Neo for the other. You both know who you are. Anyways, as you may have noticed, you all have absolutely no aura! Wow, am I right. I removed it because you do not need it here, all you guys will be doing is watching some movies!" the Major says, a little too happily.

Ozpin just asked, "You can remove aura from people?"

The Major replied with a cheerful "Yup!"

"Pft, please, who would want Torchwick to be here?" Said Weiss. She just could not wrap her head why someone would want this so-called 'Neo', much less Torchwick.

"Oh my dear popsicle, you would be surprised on who here wants this guy here. Also, don't be mean to Torchwick, he's cool." The Major said, all while still smirking "You want a hint, okay…" Ruby pulled her hood down while blushing, praying to Oum that he made the wrong guess. " She's short, She's on your team, and she's fifteen years old!" the Major said in a gameshow host-esque voice "That's right it's Roman Torchwicks secret love, RRRRUUUBYYY ROOOSEEE!" he points at Ruby, all while she is pulling down her hood further and further. Everyone who is not the Major, Roman, Neo, Nora, and surprisingly Jaune look on in horror.

Suddenly, stage lights focus in on Ruby, the screen comes to life and shows a close up of Ruby's face blush and all, The Price is Right theme plays, and confetti falls from the ceiling. Literally, everything that could happen to focus on Ruby was happening at that moment. Ruby had one thought running through her head 'please make it stop.'

Roman was no better. He says he never blushes, but that moment proved without a shadow of a doubt that he does. Neo was laughing her ass off at his expense.

The Major strolls right up to Ruby "Ruby!" he says in his game-show voice "How does it feel to be the next winner of 'I just had my boyfriend revealed and that's a bad thing because he is a criminal'?" Ruby's only reply was to blush deeper. "That's about what I expected." Says the Major and he begins to walk away. But before he takes three steps, he whips around and says "But wait! There's more!" He says, now in more of an infomercial voice (Authors note: Think Billy Mays) "If you call right now, I will tell you who wanted miss Neopolitan to come along. I'll help you out as I did with Ruby, He's tall, He's blond, and his last name rhymes with 'park'. That's right it's the loveable, adorkable knight of Beacon Academy, it's JJJAAAUUUNEE AAARRRCCC!"

Everyone whose attention was previously on Ruby, bar Yang, looked over to Jaune. Surprisingly, he looked pretty calm about the whole mess. He had a little blush, but nothing too major. Same goes for Neo, who was a little redder because she was being harassed by her brother, but nothing too bad.

"Jaune! Hi, I'd like you to tell the audience how you are feeling right at this moment" Says the Major

Jaune decides to play along "Well Major, I feel a little embarrassed, but all in all, I was going to say something soon, so might as well be now!" he had a pretty big grin on his face.

"Well Jaune, what if I told you that since day one, Nikos had a crush on you?" That wiped the smirk off of Jaune's face. The Major begins to laugh "A-and now you crushed her dreams, wow. Just wow. And I thought I was the dick."

"Oh please, don't worry, you still are," says Roman. The Major and Roman begin to laugh hysterically at this.

"You see, this is why I brought him. And for him to be cute with Ruby" cue blush storm from both "But we got side-tracked. The reason I brought you all here was that of a very simple reason. I was extremely bored, and you deserve some more fun in your lives. So, I decided to make it so that you people can hopefully be entertained, and by extension, I will too. I have a large collection of movies, T.V., and music videos edited to make you all characters or main characters. Also, no attacking anyone else. We might have new people enter at varying times. Any questions?"

"Yes, just one." Says Ruby "do we have assigned seats?"

"No, but you and Roman have to sit next to each other. Same goes for Jaune and Neo." The Major replies.

Everyone loves to sit in the middle rows. "We all good? Good, let's go down this rabbit hole, shall we?" The Major puts in the first disk and...

End of chapter one.

Hi, Poison here, just saying thanks again for reading this. If you are wondering how the 'major' can use magic, it's not because he is a god, its based on a fic called "A Drop Of Blood For Your Thoughts" in that story, the Major was actually a true holy being because he refused the blood. Anyways, thanks for reading this. Leave any requests in the reviews section. See Ya! - Poison