The Adept of Wayard
This is a fic about the wizard of Oz!
Garet: Really! I never would have guessed!
Quiet you, and you're not my muse! Ivan and Isaac are, so bug off!
Ivan: yeah!
Any way, the casting, muah ha ha ha (please not that evil laugh belongs to World Domination (Evil) co.)
:: THE CASTING!!:: (snicker)
Mia: Dorothy
Sheba: hmm! Typical.
Ok,
Sheba: Dorothy
Sheba: yey!
Mia: hey! What can I be?
I dunno
Er, on with the casting!
Sheba: Dorothy
Gust: Toto
Mia: the wicked witch of the west/ mean woman
Mia: WHAT!!! REDUCED FROM DOROTHY TO THIS!!
Eek! Fine then do you want to be a selfish brat?
Mia: no, but-
No buts and don't interrupt!
Mia: grumble stupid author.
Mia.
Anyway Jenna: Glinda
Jenna: yey!
Mia: why can't I be Glinda?
Because you are the star in most Fics, and now Jenna has a chance to shine, anyway, you have a REALLY big part!
Mia: fine.
Isaac: tin man.
(Author listens for a complaint)
Isaac: no complaints here
Good!
Garet: The cowardly lion.
Garet: COWARDLY! HOW DARE YOU!
(Ignores him)
Ivan: the Wizard/ fortune-teller
Picard: the scarecrow (I'm gonna kill the people who changed his name.to. PIERS)
Lady Layana: Dorothy's aunt
Master Hammet: Dorothy's uncle 1
Hsu: Dorothy's uncle 2
The rest of the djinn: Munchkins
Saturos and Menardi.
Oh! No!
Mia.
Looks like you will have a different part
Mia: YESyesyes!. what?
Em (looks at film) Er, um, no more parts! ah! Assistant Camera girl and all that.
Jenna: hey! I want to be that!
Ok, fine
Jenna: camera girl etc.
Saturos and Menardi: evil monkeys
And monkeys in Mogall forest
Karst: The wicked witch of the west
Agaitio: Guard(s)
Weird trees in wood: Tret and Laurel
Ok! That's the lot!
~*~*~*~*~* Cast*~*~*~*~*~
Dorothy: Sheba
Dorothy's aunt: Lady Layana
Dorothy's uncle 1: Master Hammet
Dorothy's uncle 2: Hsu
Toto: Gust
Wizard: Ivan
Wicked witch of the west: Karst
Guard(s): Agaitio
Evil Monkeys: Saturos, Menardi and monkeys in Mogall forest
Glinda: Mia
Tin man: Isaac
Scarecrow: Picard
Cowardly lion: Garet
Munchkins: Djiin
Evil trees: Tret and Laurel
Ok! Any objections? No? good
ON with the show!
Good now that's done
Garet: I hate my part
Quiet you, hey! If anyone knows where I got 'Quiet you' from, you get a cookie and get to be mentioned in my next chapter!
As summin' good!
PLEASE R&R
You read, you review Please And Thank you!
This is a fic about the wizard of Oz!
Garet: Really! I never would have guessed!
Quiet you, and you're not my muse! Ivan and Isaac are, so bug off!
Ivan: yeah!
Any way, the casting, muah ha ha ha (please not that evil laugh belongs to World Domination (Evil) co.)
:: THE CASTING!!:: (snicker)
Mia: Dorothy
Sheba: hmm! Typical.
Ok,
Sheba: Dorothy
Sheba: yey!
Mia: hey! What can I be?
I dunno
Er, on with the casting!
Sheba: Dorothy
Gust: Toto
Mia: the wicked witch of the west/ mean woman
Mia: WHAT!!! REDUCED FROM DOROTHY TO THIS!!
Eek! Fine then do you want to be a selfish brat?
Mia: no, but-
No buts and don't interrupt!
Mia: grumble stupid author.
Mia.
Anyway Jenna: Glinda
Jenna: yey!
Mia: why can't I be Glinda?
Because you are the star in most Fics, and now Jenna has a chance to shine, anyway, you have a REALLY big part!
Mia: fine.
Isaac: tin man.
(Author listens for a complaint)
Isaac: no complaints here
Good!
Garet: The cowardly lion.
Garet: COWARDLY! HOW DARE YOU!
(Ignores him)
Ivan: the Wizard/ fortune-teller
Picard: the scarecrow (I'm gonna kill the people who changed his name.to. PIERS)
Lady Layana: Dorothy's aunt
Master Hammet: Dorothy's uncle 1
Hsu: Dorothy's uncle 2
The rest of the djinn: Munchkins
Saturos and Menardi.
Oh! No!
Mia.
Looks like you will have a different part
Mia: YESyesyes!. what?
Em (looks at film) Er, um, no more parts! ah! Assistant Camera girl and all that.
Jenna: hey! I want to be that!
Ok, fine
Jenna: camera girl etc.
Saturos and Menardi: evil monkeys
And monkeys in Mogall forest
Karst: The wicked witch of the west
Agaitio: Guard(s)
Weird trees in wood: Tret and Laurel
Ok! That's the lot!
~*~*~*~*~* Cast*~*~*~*~*~
Dorothy: Sheba
Dorothy's aunt: Lady Layana
Dorothy's uncle 1: Master Hammet
Dorothy's uncle 2: Hsu
Toto: Gust
Wizard: Ivan
Wicked witch of the west: Karst
Guard(s): Agaitio
Evil Monkeys: Saturos, Menardi and monkeys in Mogall forest
Glinda: Mia
Tin man: Isaac
Scarecrow: Picard
Cowardly lion: Garet
Munchkins: Djiin
Evil trees: Tret and Laurel
Ok! Any objections? No? good
ON with the show!
Good now that's done
Garet: I hate my part
Quiet you, hey! If anyone knows where I got 'Quiet you' from, you get a cookie and get to be mentioned in my next chapter!
As summin' good!
PLEASE R&R
You read, you review Please And Thank you!