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He's Not A Monster! He's My Sweet Doggy Alu-chan!
Anderson was at the moment in London in England after another mission and deciding it was quicker to get to the subway tunnels where his train home would leave he decided to walk through a random park when he froze in mid-step.
There, only a few feet away he saw his mortal enemies!
Alucard and his fledging Seras!
Well… Seras was standing as herself but Alucard was for some reason in his hellhound form with only two of his eight red eyes open, making him look like any normal dog and even seemed to be playing with a few kids but Anderson wasn't fooled.
Pulling his swords out he started rambling about being a servant of god who would destroy all evil as he stormed up to them.
He decided to attack Alucard first as Seras wasn't much of a threat but just as he was about to strike Seras looked up with a mischievous smirk, catching the priest of guard of a second and more when she suddenly screamed loudly.
"HELP! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP! A MANIAC IS ATTACKING MY DOG!"Seras screamed so loudly it even made Anderson's ears ache but deciding not to pay attention to her he raised his sword and was just about to slice Alucard who was doing nothing but sit and stare at him when he heard a male voice shout "Stop right there!" and for some reason he found himself automatically stopping despite usually stopping at nothing when it came to killing a vampire.
Turning around he was shocked to see the British police making its way towards them.
"What in the world do you think you are doing?! Attacking an innocent dog out of nowhere?!" one of the officers shouted, looking like he wanted to rip Anderson's head off.
"I am merely protecting the world from this monster!" Anderson exclaimed as he pointed wildly at Alucard who still just sat there like a dog and let out a whimpering whine.
"He's not a monster! He's my sweet doggy Alu-chan!" Seras screamed as she dropped to her knees and hugged her master's head while bawling her eyes out.
At that a bunch of kids also started crying as they run up to the two vampires and joined the hug.
"Alu-chan is the best doggy! Don't hurt Alu-chan!" a little girl cried as she looked at Anderson and the police with pleading eyes.
"You will be thankful of me when you see this monster's true nature, child!" Anderson yelled and raised his swords again to strike but before he could bring his arm down a pair of handcuffs was attached to his wrist.
"Looks like we get to take another creep along again." another officer said and then he and his colleges started dragging a protesting Anderson away.
"Young lady, would you and your dog like a ride home?" one officer asked Seras.
"That would be nice, sir." the female vampire sniffed but as the officer turned around to walk to his car she and her master shared a knowing smirk.
The End
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