Mike brwn lean in kiss kyary #1 idol in Japan. She said, "I love u black man" then Mike look er in the slanted eyes. "It''s never ova," Mike Brown whispered in her ear. Kyary is so heartbroken-chan. she crie sooooo much. It started with kiss, no one new ANYTHING. It was really nice as fist, but that's what the storybooks say. The lov grew stronger && stronger, it soon lead to when it wuz weddinq dayy.
Da baboon family of kyary WuZ tHeRe (it's v shocking that a japnese idol-chan would qo out with a dark prince from the land of Narnia) So, they brouqht kimchee (the persn noT food!1) presint but no thin 4 milk. They did not lick him bc the brown clan at war w/ kyarar famly klan-san-kakka-chan.
Meek brawn was sad :-/ Kyary told him like 10 min aqo dat she didn't lov him becuz there no way her famlee-san will let them b toqethr. That niqht she cried so much, like a lot. It broke his heart, off coarse.
They went to sleep that niqht and did not talk... (v awkard rite?)
SO, the next mourninq Mike brown woke up, Kyary was not there. He stopped for a minut and realized that she wuz at work making the qood music for all of Narnia (narnia and japan had alliance evr since the anime wars, i learn about in histry klas!).
Kyary was Done with her studio recordinq (her song sounded RLLY hood-chan). So she left and went to go meet mikey pookey dookey (japnese 4 mike brwn) at a fancy restaurant ($400 for beveraqe no thnx)
It turned out that Mike Brown wuznt there :/
So she grabbed her cellphone, she called him on iphone, which had on the rlly cute japanes pink fone case w/ sparkle and clowds and rainboes (she bought from for 200000 jalapenese dollor which RLLY bad but she is idol so it ok) and he NOT PICK UP! she threw the fone in the dirt which was rlly dumb bc sh mess up the case wit the sparkle clowd and rainbo. Carly is not smart person when she is anqry okkk. it ok cos she is the numbr 1 idol in Japants so she cn do whatevr she wants!
She grabbed the keys to her vehicle and headed back home. As she sped past the fans and the pepperonazi she thought about the meaning of lief.
"Am I happy w/ Mike Brown… or should I just move on?" she thot to herself as she made her way into the drievway. She opened the door, headed into the big pink house with cherry blossom trees surrounding the driveway and with over 5 stories! (in japanes 5 stories is like 10 amerikan stories so it vry big. it's a NICE HOUSE YO, i promis, it is vry big and has recordinqq studio, happy nail salon with kyars jalapeno friendz working their!) and there she saw her boyfriend, he wuz sad.
"Kimchee we can no b toqethr." kyrarar start cryinq 4 lyk the 5th tiem that day..
"y?"
"bcuz... am dead."
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