Another story? Kind-of…I have decided that besides finishing Life Starts Now (and You've Stolen My Heart, hopefully) I did want to write all of the plots that have been catching dust in my computer.

So that's what this is; a collection of drabbles mostly K/Z (or Z/K) and T/S. Most stories will be my normal style of writing with lots of sweet, sexy, and funny aspects.

Now for a special treat; Vampire Knight using quotes from the show How I Met Your Mother. At first I was going to have each character match up with one from HIMYM but then it would not have worked for all the quotes. So for the main quote/joke I suggest you go on youtube for "Barney's Holiday Tunes".

Twas the week before Christmas and all through the mall not a shopper was stopping except for a sale. From one end to the other it was packed with last minute shoppers, window browsers, and over active kids waiting to see Santa Claus. The one place that wasn't crowded was a small pub at the deserted end where all the stores surrounding it had shut down.

Yagari's may not have been the biggest or the nicest pub in town but it did have its loyal regulars. Today a group of students from Cross University had taken time out of their hectic pre-holiday schedules to meet up and share some drinks.

On one side of the booth sat a cozy little group of two petite brunettes and their blonde boyfriend. The other side held a slightly less cozy group of a redhead and a blonde who were both waiting for the same brunette to arrive.

Rima sighed, "I bet he's with his new lover. Every day Shiki has been coming home late and I think he's seeing someone else, a male someone else."

"Any ideas who it is?" Takuma asked, crossing his fingers behind his back.

"I don't know who he is, but I pictured him with a mustache."

Takuma let out a groan of relief "Limit the search to guys with mustaches. Smart."

The redhead checked her cellphone and realizing what time it was, quickly stood up, "Sorry guys, but I have to go. There was one photo shot that I could not cancel. Takuma, please tell Shiki I'll see him later."

Checking to make sure she had left, Yori asked, "So how long have you and Shiki been sneaking around?"

The blonde shrugged, "Not as long as you would think, a few years…"

"Hey there's Kaname!" Aido practically leapt across the table as he noticed the Kuran cousins walking in.

While the younger brunette took a seat next to his best friend/lover, the older of the two ignored Aido and sat next to Yuki. "So any news from your family?" Kaname grinned.

Shaking her head in frustration, Yuki threatened, "Yes, Zero is coming tomorrow and so help me God if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as him, I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard your eyes pop out and then I'll feed them to you like grapes!"

"Wait, my eyes or my testicles?"

Yuki thought for a moment, "One of each."

Takuma laugh at the look of shock on his childhood friend's face, "Jeez Kaname what did you do to cause this."

"Every year when the Cross family Christmas cards come out…." Yuki explained.

"Pulling down his pants, yanking off my own. Underneath the mistletoe I'll make your brother moan. Oh, Zero's hot, Zero's hot. We'll go all the way."

"Oh, I wish I could see him naked. I wish I could see him naked. I wish I could see him naked and down on all fours."

"Yuki has an older brother, gets hotter every day. And if I ever met him with his round ass I will play. Everybody, brother, brother, brother, I- What? I can celebrate Hanukah too!"

Kaname smiled in self-satisfaction, "Ok, my dear Yuki, I promise I'll behave myself tomorrow at dinner."

-The Next Day, Christmas-

"Zero's getting ready in the other room but Aido…." Yuki grabbed the golden blonde's next tie, "No matter what you are thinking in that little head of yours, there is nothing going on between my brother and Kaname. So at tonight's party, if you're anything less than a teddybear stuffed with cotton-candy and rainbows, I will silent-treatment your ass into the ground. You will think the time I found your Internet search history was a picnic."

At that moment the doorbell rang and everyone was soon seated around a table full of Christmas goodies. True to his word, Kaname kept his hands to himself but that doesn't mean that he kept his eyes off the silverette. Zero sat across the table from him and looked undeniably delicious in a simple purple sweater that matched his lovely eyes. Actually, much to Yuki's dismay, the hunter seemed to take an interest in Kaname, the two of them lost in conversation together for most of the meal.

At the other end of the table, Takuma clicked his glass with his knife, "Excuse me everybody, I would like to make an announcement."

The rest of the group fell silent as the blonde got down on one next. Staring straight into his lover's eyes, he asked, "Senri Shiki, will you marry me?"

"'Kuma, what brought this on?" Shiki asked, a sweet smile spreading across his lips.

"I want to give you the package."

"The package?" the petite brunette brought his lover closer to him, "You've already given me the package. You've got a great package, Takuma. I love your package."

Takuma shook his head, "Senri, you are the most incredible man I know. You deserve a big package."

"Your package has always been big enough. You may not realize this Takuma Ichijo, but you've got a huge package!"

"Oh my gosh!" Kaname sighed, "Can you two stop talking about how big he is and give us an answer?!"

The two lovers were beet red as Shiki stammered "I will!"

-Later That Night-

"Are most meals this eventful when you all get together?"

Kaname, who had gone outside to get some fresh air, turned to see Zero walking towards him. The silverette was absolutely angelic with snowflakes clinging to his hair and long lashes. Kaname smirked "Just about."

"It must be nice." Zero leaned even closer to the pureblood, "I'm usually on the road for my job. I wish I had the same thing you have, someone loving waiting for me when I got home."

"Zero, I would love to be that person for you but I promised Yuki I wouldn't."

Kaname let out a small yelp as he was tackled into the snow. Pinning the brunette underneath him, Zero purred "To hell with Yuki. I want you too."

Happy Holidays everybody! IF anyone is interested there are 6 quotes/scenes from HIMYM (including the chap title) within this piece.