Title: A Pointless Little Dirty Obi-Wan Fic

Author: Syntyche

Rated: T, unless a flood of reader requests prompts a higher rating. So there, the ball's in your court. lol

Reviews: well, yeah. Let me know how much you want to see. };D

Summary: Standing around freezing his naked butt off was not part of what he'd planned for his sabbatical, but somehow that was exactly what he was doing…

Author's Note: Your comments for New Arrangements have indeed fed the Muse most graciously and also inspired this little ficlet that I hope you enjoy, containing both naked Obi-Wan and chocolate. If I could only get paid for spending time writing stuff like this, my happiness would be complete.

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A Pointless Little Dirty Obi-Wan Fic

By: Syntyche

Obi-Wan Kenobi was naked.

Maybe not completely - yet - but certainly enough that the crimson flush spread across his lithe body was very, very visible, especially in the bright lighting of the spatial palace. He was, in fact, getting a little uncomfortable with all the scrutiny, though he did concede rather modestly that it may just be his imagination that everyone was staring at him, for he certainly was not the only one in attendance in such a revealing state of undress.

Come on, Kenobi, Obi-Wan told himself sternly, even as he shifted restlessly and nervously, his slim hands itching to cover parts he'd been raised to courteously keep covered. You can do this. You have nothing to be ashamed of.

But his determined confidence couldn't stop the gooseflesh that the chill air raised across his bare skin, and damned if there wasn't a stunning amount of tiny bumps on display to his critical grey-irised eyes.

"Come on, Obi-Wan, it'll be fun," he parroted in a mutter, words spoken to him only the day before rising in his mind as he recalled them with a sneer. "You've been itching for something to do."

Somewhere, Obi-Wan knew, Qui-Gon Jinn was laughing his ass off. And he would never make an idle comment about being bored on vacation again - even if he'd only been teasing. Truth be told, it had been nice to anticipate a little time off, but that hadn't lasted long at all, thanks to Qui-Gon's cheerful interference.

It wasn't a huge commitment Qui-Gon had signed him up for, but even something as simple as "wedding attendant" severely cut into the apprentice's planned leisure time. He'd intended to do a little reading, a little rock climbing, perhaps a bit of napping stretched out languidly in the sun.

Standing around freezing his naked ass off was not part of what he'd planned for his sabbatical.

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Short prologue, then into the, um, meat of the story. lol.

And look! I'll even give you a preview!

He shrugged out of his robe slowly, the heavy material pooling around his feet as it slid from his shoulders easily. His breath was catching just slightly in his throat, warmth suffusing him in a way that made him wonder how long he'd been cold.

Almost of their own will, his slender hands undid his thick leather belt, and this joined the floor with his robe, albeit with more care. His outer tunic, gleaming in the pale candlelight, dropped, and he stood, the muscles in his arms bunching tensely...

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