Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans... *sob*
Beast Boy: Hey guys, come read this! It's hilarious!
Cyborg: (rushes over) What is it, what is it?
Beast Boy: Well I got bored, so I looked up 'Raven is in love with Beast Boy and his sexy awesomeness', and I got-
Cyborg: (sweatdrops) What did you look up?
Beast Boy: Never mind that, look what I found on this website!
Cyborg: (reads from the computer) Fanfiction?
Beast Boy: Sweet, I found another one!
Starfire: (enters) Another what?
Beast Boy: Another 'Rae/BB' community! Aw yeah!
Starfire: Glorious! Um... what is a 'community'?
Cyborg: (reads from the computer) Consulting this site, a community is 'a place where you can write about your favorite fictional characters'...
Robin: (runs into the room wrapped in a pink towel) Titans, go!... (trails off) What are you guys doing? Who sounded the alarm?
(The other Titans all point to Beast Boy)
Beast Boy: Dude, what's with the towel?
Robin: (glares) I sort of had to end my shower prematurely and steal Star's towel so I could get down here and help out... as you know, Beast Boy, the alarm is for emergencies ONLY.
Beast Boy: What? This is TOTALLY an emergency.
Starfire: (looks at the computer) This story is full of... fluff? Robin, does this say 'fluff'?
Robin: (grudgingly moves over to the computer and reads it) Yup, it does.
Starfire: But how is it possible for a story to be full of fluff? Perhaps it is about a fluffy bunny or another fluffy animal of some variety?
Beast Boy: (rubs his hands together) Who cares, the only thing that matters are pairings, eh heh heh!
Robin: What are pairings?
Cyborg: (looks at the computer) Apparently, a couple between fictional characters... hey, the summary says this is a BB/Rae pairing!
Beast Boy: See, I told you... wait, we're... we're FICTIONAL?!
Raven: (glides into the room) Who's making all the noise? I can't meditate.
(The other Titans all point to Beast Boy)
Raven: (grumbles) What are you doing?
Starfire: We are reading the 'fictions of fans'! Friend Cyborg says there are communities and pairings, and there is also a pairing of BB/Rae?
Beast Boy: Hey, that's funny! Those are OUR NAMES, ha ha!
Raven: (facepalms) Exactly. We must obviously be fictional characters dumped into a make-believe world so hundreds of people can make money.
Beast Boy: Whoa... cool.
Robin: Anyways, on with the story!
Cyborg: Dude, that WAS the story. We ARE the story.
Starfire: Glorious!
Robin: What? I thought we were called here to introduce the story for Ryo!
Ryo: (walks in) Sorry guys, the readers wanted to see your reactions to Fanfiction...
Cyborg: Nah man, it's cool. Anyways, I'm outta here. Who wants pizza?
Beast Boy: But it's fictional pizza... it's all an illusion... (whines) I can't live like this! I'm moving out of this TV right now!
(The other Titans all sweatdrop)
Beast Boy: (runs forward until he hits the computer screen) Ow... ow. Never mind then.
Raven: -_-