Once upon a time there was a ningen. One day the ningen met a blonde haired dragon slayer.
"Konichiwa, watashino namae wa Kitsune desu" said the ningen.
"Oh, hello" Sting began, "My name is Sting".
The ningen fell in love at first sight, he jumped onto Sting, tore off Sting's shirt and started slowly licking Sting's nipples. After a good minute of this the ningen proceeded to take the left nipple into his mouth, vigorously sucking on it. The cheeky and eager ningen worked his hands down to Sting's pants, undoing them and puling them down to Sting's knees. The ningen took Sting, in his entirety, into his mouth, caressing the base of Sting's shaft with the fingers of his left hand.
Two minutes later the ningen finished Sting off, his face covered in Sting's fluids, his essence. Then Shrek ate them both.
