MADDY: hehe if u have clicked on this you are defintily in 4 a surpise

Bec: WE OWN NOTHING BUT PARIS HILTON,oh wait ummm we dont own her either

Maddy: this is REALLY funny its worth a read!

REAL Summary: Harry loves Severus, Severus loves Albus, Albus loves Ron, Ron loves Ginny, Ginny loves Hermione, Hermione loves Percy, Percy loves Neville, Neville loves Fred, Fred loves George (more than a brother) George loves Remus, Remus loves Fudge, Fudge loves Regulas, Regulas loves Malfoy, Malfoy loves Vernon, Vernon loves Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton loves Mrs Figg, Mrs Figg loves Tom Riddle AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST TOM LOVES NARGINI oh and Albus… and Petunia quite a ladies man… except albus who is in fact a man or is he –raises eyebrows suggestively- lo0ol…

Set in 1st year Confessions:

"I love you Severus." Harry said,

"That's nice but I love someone else, ALBUS!" he shouted.

"That's weird, now that we are confessing I LOVE U RON WEASLEY!" said Dumbledore.

"Rrriiiigggghhhhhtttt I LOVE U GINNY!" Ron shouted.

"I love u to Ron but not in that way because I love someone else, HERMIONE!" she screamed looking hopefully at Hermione.

"I'm sorry gin but I love PERCY COME HERE BABY!" she screamed out holding out her arms.

"No u freak I love Neville"

"That's nice but I love Fred!"

"To bad I love George!"

"But I like Remus" puts on puppy dog face.

"Uhh that's nice boys but I love fudge!"

"Sorry but I love Regulas!"

"Well I love Vernon Dursley the fab Muggle, muggles are in these seasons!"

"HOW DARE U STEAL MY BOYFRIEND?" Harry screamed.

"Sorry both of you but I love Paris Hilton."

"Sorry babe it's over I love Mrs Figg."

"GET AWAY FROM ME U FAT UGLY BIMBO!" (No offence 2 Paris Hilton Lovers) "I love Voldermort!"

"Muhahaha I love Nargini oh and Petunia Dursley as muggles ARE in season and Albus shame he is a man."

"Oh I wouldn't be so sure of that tom!" Albus said –raising eyebrows suggestively-

And they all ended up loving Nargini! awww

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