THE KING OF HELL IS A WEENIE

by SupernaturallyEgocentric

E/O Challenge. This week's word is actually a phrase. "Friday the 13th". Did you all know that Crowley is superstitious? YES! Rated for extremely mild language

The underling frowned. "I don't understand."

"You don't have to understand," Crowley snarled. "You just have to deal with it."

"But you are feared among our kind above all others," the lesser demon protested. "Where you walk, others fall at your feet and tremble."

"As well they should." The King of Hell gave a satisfied smile.

"None dare speak your name – "

"I should think not."

"Then why – "

"Yours is not to reason why!" Crowley growled. "Yours is but to do or shut the hell up!"

"But – "

"I don't leave Hell on Friday the 13th, you prat!"

"But your appointments!"

"RESCHEDULE!"